Boy, you's gonna die!
I only drink plain green tea or no tea at all. I don't add any sugar to anything I eat or drink, either.
The only soda I drink is the all natural soda that sells at Bread & Circus; none of that carbonated piss water (commonly known as Coke).
I don't suck on cancer sticks, I won't go near alcohol, and I should live to be 156.