The other night I dreamt that I went to George Harrison's house to ask him for spiritual advice. (Because apparently he's still alive?) He told me to slap him across the face. I said "WHAT?!" and he repeated himself. I said "I don't wanna slap you across the face!" He said "Just do it! Its part of the mantra. This how I improve my spirituality." So I did it. He then goes to his room and comes back wearing women's makeup and clothing. I looked at him like he was crazy and he said this was also part of his spiritual practices. Then he passed out. Then his son Dhani walked by and saw us. He said "Oh no! Not again!" I said "This has happened before?" He says "Only on Tuesdays."
I don't know if any of you are Beatles fans but I just thought this was my weirdest dream since the time I dreamt Stevie walked on stage with a toilet plunger on her head
