Ledgie Confessional
 

So, I was just reflecting back on my life...actuallY I was stuck in a three hour drawing class drawing sea shells and I had nothing to do but think...and stare at sea shells...anyway...

What are some of the things you've done in your life that are either super silly or stupid or just mean...but that you've always remembered?

I'm start:

When I was around seven or eight my sister was dating a guy named Dale (she was 17 or 18 at the time). I wasn't particularly fond of Dale so my and my friend Anna got into his car, filled the back seat up with dirt and tumble weeds, then we drank two bottles of Coke that were in his front seat and filled them up with dirt....and we threw some dirt in the front seat for good measure...then we went off to another friend's house. Needless to say when I was finally tracked down I was in a lot of trouble! I've never forgotten that...neither has my sister...and I have no clue what became of Dale :)

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I killed a kitten. :(

I found this lil kitten hanging around my house and I decided I wanted to keep it. Well, my parents and I were getting ready to go to eat...so....I put it in one of those cinder blocks and put a piece of wood over the top of it. I didn't realize he would have no air.

*cries*

I was little...don't remember exactly how old, but I'll NEVER forget doing that. I took a life. :(

I've done WAY too many stupid things to list here. LOL

Once, my parents and I were at church very early because they had to decorate or set-up for something. While they were busy, I drank all the juice and ate all the crackers out of the Communion trays that someone had prepared for Sunday morning service. Imagine the surprise of the servers when, during the service, they pulled the lids off to find empty juice cups and no crackers. They had to run downstairs and refill everything while the congregation waited. :eek:

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OMG!!! That's afwul hahah..forgive me, but it's also a bit amusing...but probably traumatic for a kid!!! That's so sad

OMG..that's hilarious!!! That reminds me of one time my sister, her husband and I got locked in our church (she was a wedding coordinator) and the deacon locked all our stuff in this closet, and we couldn't get it and he locked the doors of the church from the outside...and we couldn't get to any keys...so we ate some unblessed hosts, drank some unblessed wine, and dipped our feet in a baptismal fountain....blasphemous maybe...but it sure was fun!!!

Well - my older borhter, ny friends, and myself caught a lizard once and put it in the microwave and watched it pop. It was a horrible thing to do. I am ashamed. Why do boys act like that :laugh:

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Well, yeah, I was upset to come home and find that the kitten had died. :(

My mom killed my fish. LOL She was changing his water while I was at school and she got the water too hot.


We are a family of murderers. :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Reminds me of my story:

I was invited by neigbors to a church party after mass and decided to go (I was twelve). I am not religious at all and never had my first communion. During mass, they passed around all of the "wine" and crackers. They came ot my row and I grabbed a thing of "wine" and a cracker and got SCREAMED at by the server and my neighbors. "You never had communion, you can't have the wine!" :laugh: I screamed back and said, "It's only grape juice, for cripes sake!" They gave me a look of death. Then the priest said something along the lines of "Let us now drink the blood of Christ and eat his body" and I started going "Eww, that's nasty!"

I was subsequently escorted home before the party started.

:laugh: The grape juice always tastes nasty anyway, so maybe you were better off. :D

It smelled nasty. And anything that is called blood should not be ingested. ;)

I've run into A LOT of things with my head

When I was in the first grade I was running away from a boy on the playground and I came to some low monkey bars that were about my height at the time. I figured that I could duck under the bars to save time. Well...I made it under the first one...and then I guess my head went up a little. BAM! I got up and thought I was okay...but then my nose started to bleed and I was dizzy. I remember this girl who at the time was in the 3rd grade and hated me laughing at me as someone took me to the office. All I could do was cry.

Now I have a very small "dent" in my forehead.

More recently...about two years ago...I was looking for my sock. I figured it had fallen beside my bed between the bed and the wall. So...I decided instead of climbing across the bed and messing up the sheets I would sort of jump. The only thing I can compare it to is a kid trying to be Superman. Well...I'd done this before and I still do it...but on this particular night I jumped a little too far and hit my head on the stud of the wall! I had a concussion and missed a week of school.

I was at the gym one time and had a hole in my crotch that I didn't know about. I used one of the cycles and made the hole much bigger. I still didn't notice it. I bend down to get my water bottle and someone says "I see London, I see France..." I didn't know what the hell that meant until I got into the locker room and discovered it for myself.

Here's a few I have:

When I was younger, I was in this play. A girl I knew was giving out cookies in little boxes, one for each actor. She handed me one and I thanked her, but bluntly noted that she spelled my name wrong. I never apologized for that, and I still feel bad about it.

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When I was in grade school, I knew this girl that was handicapped and she and I were good friends. One day during P.E., I stayed with her, since she couldn't participate. But, the teacher was so upset about me skipping my class to be with my friend, that I had to go in timeout.

Wow what a jerk!

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OMG!!! My mom killed like three of my sister's goldfish...hahaha...

The first time she did the same thing your mom did with the hot water...actually I think she did that twice....THEN one time she didn't close the drain right or something and the fish just went down....hahaha...after that no more fish..

Worse, my grandma was taking care of her mother-in-law's birds...and she left them in a storage room that was adjacent to the house...this was in October (it doesn't get cold here until December...) and well...we had a freak freeze that night...in the morning she found little bird-cicles in the room...then froze to death...

So...don't worry, I also come from a family of murders ;)