The Certified "worst fashion faux-pas" Thread
 

I am not a fashion expert, but I know we have some on here. Or at least people who think they are :lol:

out of this poll, which is the worst offense in your opinion. I think anyone who knows me, knows what my answer will be, but :shrug:

Women over 40 trying to look like they are 20. A pot bellied bare middriff coming out of a too short shirt. And for all the "hipsters" out there PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!

Very simple- pleated pants! :eek: I think it speaks volumes about the wearer of such a fashion don't.

That was a toughie. So many of them to choose from! Ultimately I went with too tight clothes. Especially on heavy people who apparently aren't aware that they're heavy...

Like someone I know - he's got a HUGE gut...huge. But NONE of his shirt seem to cover the whole thing...like they're all 1-2 sizes too small...and yes, there is plumber crack. It's awful.

There are other too-tight clothes faux-pas, but I don't want to be a complete bitch about it.

OMG...HOW could I forget pleated pants??!! :eek: :eek: I just made a comment about it the other day and it's what inspired this thread :lol: :lol: :o

Shoulders pads are very, very, very bad. They've never looked good, not even in the 80s, no matter what people might try to say. Women are not supposed to look like American football players. Ever. I cry when I see shoulder pads.

Btw, if you had included leggings, I would have chosen that. Combine those with a little overweight, a fanny pack and an oversized t-shirt and you have me going into cardiac arrest. :eek:

Do you know how badly I hate short pants??? Real bad. With a passion. I want to kick people in the knee who wear short pants.

add denim skirt and denim jacket to that mix and we'd be roomies in the hospital :wavey:

No, no, no, no, no. You're thinking of wankstas, to be honest.

Wanksta:

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W...eked_touch.jpg

Hipsters:

http://beard.dialnsa.edu/~arleyrose/...gs/hipster.jpg

www.hipsterhandbook.com, amirite?

And, for the record, I chose scrunchies. There's nothing trashier than a broad with over-plucked eyebrows, a baby pink velour tracksuit, and a stringy mop of ****tily-highlighted hair pulled up in one of those bitches. Nothing.

Women who wear too much makeup and/or perfume. They usually go hand-in-hand. It's especially bad when the woman's face is clearly a different color than the rest of her body.

michelle, i cannot believe you left out tapered pants. i was going to go with short pants, because i believe we covered that the other day, but i realized that tapered pants are even worse.

dude i know lol i dont know wtf i was thinking. Oh what the hell. Let's start another one :laugh:

you're fired! i'm taking away your certification! :mad: