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iamnotafraid 12-24-2016 05:36 PM

Lindsey's Dog Problem...
 
Lindsey's dog walks in to a Western Union Telegraph Office.
Upon arrival...

Clerk - Okay, what do you want your telegram to read?


Dog - Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof.

Clerk - Oh, I noticed you have only nine words. Do you want to put in an extra woof, like it's for free?

Dog - No! That wouldn't make any sense.

vivfox 12-25-2016 01:12 PM

Ha ha ha Good one!!!:angel:

iamnotafraid 12-27-2016 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivfox (Post 1198720)
Ha ha ha Good one!!!:angel:

Thanks!

I tried this joke after breakfast Christmas morning.
Only one person got it. I was told I'd better stick to
my magic tricks.

singertobe 12-27-2016 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamnotafraid (Post 1198696)
Lindsey's dog walks in to a Western Union Telegraph Office.
Upon arrival...

Clerk - Okay, what do you want your telegram to read?


Dog - Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof.

Clerk - Oh, I noticed you have only nine words. Do you want to put in an extra woof, like it's for free?

Dog - No! That wouldn't make any sense.

I don't get it...

iamnotafraid 12-30-2016 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by singertobe (Post 1198794)
I don't get it...

Well, Lindsey's dog is very intelligent and I'm
guessing that his message was very specific.


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Lindsey's dog walked into a bar and said to the bartender...

Dog - A pint of beer please.


Bartender - Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus.

Dog - Why? Do they need electricians?


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