"Orange who?"
 

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

Why should we be glad now? I have never understood.

Dork. Orange you glad I didn't say d*mbass?




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I kid. That's what I do.

You're not doing a bad job..... :lol:

... and orange is a snack.....

Spanks. Spanks a lot.




Orange is a color, too!

I believe the repetition of the word "Banana" in this joke is intended to bring about intense rage directed at the fruit. This rage can only be relieved by none other than the word "Orange". For centuries the joke had no "Orange" punch line as it was a ploy of the monkeys to keep the delicious yellow crop all for themselves. Still to this day the true identity of the "Orange" bringer is unknown, and orange we glad for his genius.

Am I missing something here? Because I think I left my trunk in Philadelphia.

But did you ever wonder what came first, the color or the fruit?

Do you prefer freshly squeezed or from concentrate?

Or the flavor?




I win!(oh wait, that's a different thread).:laugh:

Once LATE at night on a weekend (puff puff) I wrote the following:

Bananas ripen on the vine at night
in the morning you can eat them
put them in your cereal if you like
or peel and eat them then

all your life you've never eaten anything as good
such a spicy fruit flavor
would you have another with me together
would you like them fried

BANAAAAAAANNNAAAASSSSS

or something like that AND it was MF'ING hysterical at the time - so, yes, I am glad I said banana :cool:

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Put that in your pipe and smoke it Chiquita Banana Girl! LOL!

This **** is bananas.

I want an orange julius RIGHT FRIGGIN NOW!!!!:lol:

Are we forbidden from talking about the Deanna/religion thread?:confused: :confused: :confused:
I waited allllllll day to post, so I'd put it exactly as I wanted it.........now, I can't.:shocked:

I'm not sure what hapened there. WHat does it mean when something is moved?