Lindsey's Dog Problem...
Lindsey's dog walks in to a Western Union Telegraph Office.
Upon arrival... Clerk - Okay, what do you want your telegram to read? Dog - Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof. Clerk - Oh, I noticed you have only nine words. Do you want to put in an extra woof, like it's for free? Dog - No! That wouldn't make any sense. |
Ha ha ha Good one!!!:angel:
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I tried this joke after breakfast Christmas morning. Only one person got it. I was told I'd better stick to my magic tricks. |
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guessing that his message was very specific. ______________________________________ Lindsey's dog walked into a bar and said to the bartender... Dog - A pint of beer please. Bartender - Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus. Dog - Why? Do they need electricians? |
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