the official festivus poll (GET IT????????)
 

get it? it's a PUN.

if you had to make up a holiday and the corresponding traditions, what would it be and what would you do?

i think i would have one day a year where i celebrate my dogs' birthdays, since i don't know when they were born. we'd put up a giant fire hydrant (even though my dogs are girls) and we'd hang milkbones on it.

oh, edit: props to homermcvie for inspiring this thread title.

Official is supposed to be capitalized, to be official!
I love ketchup. What is the fourth item???

I do what I can, for the little folks......:confused: :wavey:

the seraphim are angels. :laugh:

oh ****. i guess this is another bootleg official thread. :distress:

I'd have a day without poles. :xoxo:

I love my pole. Speaking of which, I'll be right back. It needs a good polishing.














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Oh I like a good pole now and again, you know..strong, steady...

Anyway I chose Seraphim.

how come all of my threads end up being about sex and masturbation? :confused: :lol:

They do??? Oh no..I was actually talking about Poles..as I'm sure HOmer was :p

I'm even living on topic.....watching Seinfeld as we type about Festivus. (or was it masturbation?)

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Whackin' it to George again, Homie?

^^^Uh, no.


But Seinfeld will always be, The Greatest Show of All Time.

I chose asbestos because I know everything there is to know about asbestos since I was in that litigation for 5 years.

as for the holiday, it would be Jazzy Day of course...where all the townsfolk would worship me and bring me gifts in little blue boxes.

True.

So, what, whackin' off to...?? If you tell me Jerry, I will choke on a pretzel.

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Ew. Jerry. But hey, Elaine is pretty cute..maybe he's wackin' off to Elaine.