Oy. Britney is ten pounds of ho in a five pound bucket, so I'll go with Christina.

Tina Turner or Chaka Kahn?

Oh, Tina Tina Tina!

Kelly Osbourne or Kelly Clarkston?

Sorry, Ryan, but this thread is f*cking addictive. :woohoo:

No sh*t. It's gotten me away from the Stevie lyric game.
Also addicting.

Osbourne! Clarkson is annoying as all get out, she needs to go away. Grrrr.

Pat Benatar or Debbie Harry?

Oh, I was a huge Pat Benatar fan back in the day...

Rufus Wainwright or the McGarrigles?

I never got into that one. Reading so many of her lyrics in one sitting is like drinking an entire bottle of NyQuil to me. :laugh:

Grrrrr. :laugh:

Wainwright.

Carly Simon or Linda Ronstadt?

Carly.

Joni Mitchell or Janis Joplin?

gross!
Christina
Beyonce et al or Lauryn Hill?

Hmmm, You're So Vain or You're No Good.

I'll go with John's girl, Linda Ronstant.


Now like Stevie was asked on Leno... Backstreet Boys or NSYNC :laugh:

:shocked: How could I possibly choose?

I'll say, and very hesitantly, Mitchell. Joplin was a tough broad, but some of her songs were too needy and whiney for me.

Whitney Houston or Dionne Warwick?

d'oh! catch up!!

Bleah!
Whitney
Bobby Brown or MC Hammer? :lol:

Dionne's song for Valley of the Dolls made me a lifelong fan. :D

I'll go with Hammer, he probably smells better.

Patti Smith or Blondie?