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-Grooming habits... down there? The garden stays trimmed, but is never clear cut. :p If anyone has any tips on how to groom the uh, boys, without harm help a guy out and share the wealth! :laugh:
-Tampons or pads? N/A -Lights on or off? Who said it always happens indoors? :D -Top or bottom? Both. ;) Tho it's been a several years and boyfriends since the latter. -Floaters or sinkers? It's like a combo platter... :lol: |
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I have the feeling that this thread and nicksfix chat harbor many simularities, hahaha.
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-Grooming habits... down there? Um, well I shave my bikini line when I need to and the itchiness drives me crazy, but I don't have that much in the first place
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HejiraNYC wrote: Okay... over a dozen posts later and there's barely anything I would consider TMI. If you're all for it, then when are we going to start reading anything truly TMI:
-Grooming habits... down there? Sure, yes. Manscaping, not baldness. Scissors above, a Bic disposable under. What, all your guys nuts can't take a scraping? -Tampons or pads? I thought they were the same thing! What's the difference between them? -Lights on or off? Hmm. Off, but with strobe lights, so it's like an event. -Top or bottom? Neither. It's more about having a specialty. Top- less than 10 times in my life. Bottom- Never have, never want to. Oh, I'll go you one more on the TMI- two more- which will totally explain why I am single! Females, please forgive me, I know this will sound horrible: I don't 'get' guys f**king guys, if ya wanna f**k, women are built for it! That's fun. But, it would be unfair to her, as I think: Oral however- should only be for either two men together or for two women together. The last unfortunate M- a long time ago said to me: "Well, I always have. (Whining, I think). But I really like you. It's ok. I really, rilly like you, we should date, anyway, it can still be a lot of fun".- Like I said, I specialize. He was happy. I liked him, thought about it, then... Me: "What's the point, sooner or later you're just gonna cheat on me with some as*h*le!" -Floaters or sinkers? Oh, really, now. I don't know, but have you ever been prescribed opiates? I suspect not, or you'd know either or both are welcome, but like someone else wrote, I don't inspect or critique it. 'Both' would be the answer. Oh, I did not like that question. But I answered it. |
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