Totally Inappropriate Poll #1: Chris Nicks [Archive]

HejiraNYC

12-12-2006, 10:34 PM

Although this is for the ladies primarily, guys can play too!

Question: If you had the opportunity to become part of Stevie's family, live with her, sing back-up for her, go on tour, have access to all of her master recordings, and otherwise be part of Stevie's everyday fabulous existence, would you? The catch: you have to marry her brother Chris, have his baby and, er, perform your spousal deeds in the bedroom. Regularly. And you must be really, really into it! :eek: :eek:

michelle2677

12-12-2006, 10:41 PM

My answer is no. I know i joke about stupid stuff on here. But if it ain't love-i ain't interested. Not as far as marriage anyway. :shrug: sorry. I am a tad old fashioned. Would be cool though :nod:

Nixxxed

12-13-2006, 12:49 AM

Inappropriate Poll #1? Sounds ominous...

I picked EWWW purely on a technicality. I've been watching a lot of CSI lately, and I can theoretically foresee a few other options which are much more pleasant in the long run.

DrummerDeanna

12-13-2006, 12:56 AM

That would be a big fat NO! I mean....just ewwww. That was an apropriate choice in which to give on that poll :laugh:

carrie721

12-13-2006, 12:57 AM

i'd rather try to get close to stevie by fixing her plumbing (so to speak), or by giving her a bikini wax. yuck!

amber

12-13-2006, 12:59 AM

carrie721

12-13-2006, 01:01 AM

I marked "ewwww", but I would probably do it. Mainly for the "get to be backup singer" part. Wait, no, a baby? Yuck! Hold on...I can afford nannies...okay, I'll go back to "yes".

are you sure?

http://www.nicksfix.com/chris_hob99.jpg

"good morning, sweetie!"

hellanothanx

BTFLCHLD

12-13-2006, 01:05 AM

isn't somebody already in that position?

amber

12-13-2006, 01:10 AM

are you sure?

http://www.nicksfix.com/chris_hob99.jpg

"good morning, sweetie!"

hellanothanx

Your argument is very logical and persuasive, I've pretty much totally changed my mind. Now I need an old photo to see if I would have been tricked into it when Chris was younger. :laugh:

carrie721

12-13-2006, 01:15 AM

Your argument is very logical and persuasive, I've pretty much totally changed my mind. Now I need an old photo to see if I would have been tricked into it when Chris was younger. :laugh:

i'm universally renowned for my logic and rationale.

BTFLCHLD

12-13-2006, 01:16 AM

:laugh: Look at that great smile on your face amber! It would appear that new siggy pic was taken either just before brett clutched his heart or after...you struck that boydown amber! :D

amber

12-13-2006, 01:16 AM

i'm universally renowned for my logic and rationale.

http://members.aol.com/nksrks/s0402.jpg

I believe that is Kim....:confused:

Yeah, I polled the universe recently, and you are renowned for that.

BTFLCHLD

12-13-2006, 01:18 AM

http://members.aol.com/nksrks/s0402.jpg omgawd i could totally have done it with him...if only it wasn't him :lol:

BTFLCHLD

12-13-2006, 01:19 AM

I believe that is Kim....:confused: nowonder! carrie...get your pics straight!

amber

12-13-2006, 01:20 AM

Look at that great smile on your face amber! It would appear that new siggy pic was taken either just before brett clutched his heart or after...you struck that boydown amber! :D

No, I really didn't struck any boy down, and you are right about when it was taken, but I don't think we were talking to each other anymore. Or something. Whatever, I was lit and excited, ask the girls standing next to me, I couldn't stop running my mouth to them. Patient Soul #1 Goldenbraid, and Patient Soul #2 Wondergirl. :laugh: Which is what I did when Brett was talking to others, and the whole time waiting for Linds. Brett has a lot of people to talk to. He's really nice. He had friends there.
I always smile like that. If I am happy and bother to do so...;)

carrie721

12-13-2006, 01:20 AM

I believe that is Kim....:confused:

Yeah, I polled the universe recently, and you are renowned for that.

oh shit, you're right. i knew that didn't look like CN. f*cking google.

you polled the universe too? that would explain why everyone was so pissed off when i called.

BTFLCHLD

12-13-2006, 01:21 AM

He's really nice. yes, you look positively delighted.

BTFLCHLD

12-13-2006, 01:23 AM

I think HejiraNYC needs to sweeten the package.

carrie721

12-13-2006, 01:24 AM

yes, you look positively delighted.

i freaking love brett. he and i had tons of performer/audience interaction at the cleve show. i'm sure he was all, "why is that girl jumping up and down so much?" :laugh: i'm sad i didn't get to meet him.

amber

12-13-2006, 01:25 AM

oh shit, you're right. i knew that didn't look like CN. f*cking google.

you polled the universe too? that would explain why everyone was so pissed off when i called.

Sorry, it was election season, and you know how many committees there are...

yeah, Kim is actually fairly cute. He vaguely reminds me of Jack Ritter but with facial hair.

carrie721

12-13-2006, 01:27 AM

Sorry, it was election season, and you know how many committees there are...

yeah, Kim is actually fairly cute. He vaguely reminds me of Jack Ritter but with facial hair.

yeah, he looks like a jack ritter/dennis wilson hybrid.

BTFLCHLD

12-13-2006, 01:29 AM

"why is that girl jumping up and down so much?" :laugh: get that girl a dasani! :D I'm so happy you were able to go. I'm very pleased to be 'at his feet' for three more shows...and maybe more. Would/will you go again?

amber

12-13-2006, 01:30 AM

yeah, he looks like a jack ritter/dennis wilson hybrid.

*is to lazy to look up DW pics, takes your word for it*

Jack was my first crush.

Phoenix

12-13-2006, 01:30 AM

are you sure?

http://www.nicksfix.com/chris_hob99.jpg

This topic is mean spirited.:sorry: anyway, I did draw my attention to the prices of the items behind him in the pic. $25, & $15. I would like to talk about that.:laugh:

foxyluva

12-13-2006, 01:31 AM

This topic is mean spirited.:sorry:

I was just thinking the same thing...

Phoenix

12-13-2006, 01:32 AM

*is to lazy to look up DW pics, takes your word for it*

Jack was my first crush.

nice pic amber. you look good. Its so cool that you guys met the band. It would be cool to meet lori again, I didnt get to compliment her on half of the things I wanted to, cause I was to busy noticing her moon necklace.:cool:

carrie721

12-13-2006, 01:33 AM

get that girl a dasani! :D I'm so happy you were able to go. I'm very pleased to be 'at his feet' for three more shows...and maybe more. Would/will you go again?

if he comes close enough, i will absolutely be there, front row! seeing him was unreal.

carrie721

12-13-2006, 01:34 AM

*is to lazy to look up DW pics, takes your word for it*

Jack was my first crush.

dennis:

http://gallery.beardcommunity.com/albums/gallery29/dennis_wilson.thumb.jpg

my first crush was becky from full house. :woohoo:

Phoenix

12-13-2006, 01:36 AM

I was just thinking the same thing...

glad im not alone. I think stevie would be offended by this. :distress: She loves her brother. He has always been there for her and for that Id thank him (even though I may never be able to afford that wild heart shirt that Ive allways wanted.) really, whos to say about how him and lori came together. I just think its none of my buisiness.

BTFLCHLD

12-13-2006, 01:40 AM

nifty. :laugh:

amber

12-13-2006, 01:41 AM

dennis:

http://gallery.beardcommunity.com/albums/gallery29/dennis_wilson.thumb.jpg

my first crush was becky from full house. :woohoo:

Oh.My.Fricking.

did you nail that composite person, or what?! You are so right. Spot on. I'll have to mark you in my "cool" book, because you can also probably look at people and tell what animal they are, as well. You know, everyone resembles some animal, etc.
I don't mark things, or have a cool book, BTW. I can barely finish my homework. :laugh:

nice pic amber. you look good. Its so cool that you guys met the band. It would be cool to meet lori again, I didnt get to compliment her on half of the things I wanted to, cause I was to busy noticing her moon necklace.
Thank you, I love when people say that. I didn't actually meet the band, and have never met Lori, so...those recent Vegas kids did, though.
I just mainly "met" Brett, and said "hey" to Linds while he signed my stuff. Otherwise I stared at Taku as he hurried past, and spotted Neil trying to scoot past the crowd out the door....

I'm not sure this thread is mean spirited. Or, if I am sure, my opinion of Chris is such that it mainly seems funny. Hey, if he doesn't care that he is scamming girls sleazily in Vegas while he is married, it is harder for me to care about making fun of marrying him...
Whatever, it sounds logical in my head...:laugh:

foxyluva

12-13-2006, 01:41 AM

glad im not alone. I think stevie would be offended by this. :distress:

Well, I am a little offended by it, so I am sure Stevie would be :shrug:

carrie721

12-13-2006, 01:45 AM

Oh.My.Fricking.

did you nail that composite person, or what?! You are so right. Spot on. I'll have to mark you in my "cool" book, because you can also probably look at people and tell what animal they are, as well. You know, everyone resembles some animal, etc.
I don't mark things, or have a cool book, BTW. I can barely finish my homework. :laugh:

lol ... me too. and yeah, i always do animal associations with people and also color associations, but color associations are way more subjective because people usually have no idea what i'm talking about. :laugh:

amber

12-13-2006, 01:55 AM

lol ... me too. and yeah, i always do animal associations with people and also color associations, but color associations are way more subjective because people usually have no idea what i'm talking about. :laugh:

Oh, like it's totally an everyday occurence for people to name others' animals they look like...but colors?! That is just straaange! :laugh:
My best friend was a good artist, and so we would find people's animals, not with effort, it was just natural - and she would do the funniest rendering of them blended with their animal ever. If I ever had a reason to wish I drew better...:laugh:

*dork time, over*.

carrie721

12-13-2006, 02:00 AM

Oh, like it's totally an everyday occurence for people to name others' animals they look like...but colors?! That is just straaange! :laugh:
My best friend was a good artist, and so we would find people's animals, not with effort, it was just natural - and she would do the funniest rendering of them blended with their animal ever. If I ever had a reason to wish I drew better...:laugh:

*dork time, over*.

yeah, colors, it's weird. i associate everything with colors - songs, people, days of the week ... yes, every day of the week has a color. wednesday is red, btw. uh, yeah, *now* dork time is over. :laugh:

danax6

12-13-2006, 08:05 AM

I hate you guys for putting these revolting images in my head. My answer would be a big fat NO.

SortaSavageLike

12-13-2006, 08:19 AM

(Grows vagina.)

(Pauses and thinks for a minute...)

No!!! :mad:

michelle2677

12-13-2006, 02:31 PM

I hate you guys for putting these revolting images in my head. My answer would be a big fat NO.

which would have been worse? him or mick???

and I have to add something. I had NO idea what Chris looked like, so that adds to my "big no"

of course I have NEVER dated anyone soley on their looks (seriously)
usually that plays no part in my "dating" process....but still-no:lol:

danax6

12-13-2006, 03:29 PM

which would have been worse? him or mick???Please, Michelle, stop talking. A monkey would be preferable to Mick Fleetwood.

DrummerDeanna

12-13-2006, 03:55 PM

Ok..now I have to draw the line because if it were Mick...yeah I'd hit that :laugh:

gldstwmn

12-13-2006, 05:39 PM

No, I really didn't struck any boy down, and you are right about when it was taken, but I don't think we were talking to each other anymore. Or something. Whatever, I was lit and excited, ask the girls standing next to me, I couldn't stop running my mouth to them. Patient Soul #1 Goldenbraid, and Patient Soul #2 Wondergirl. :laugh: Which is what I did when Brett was talking to others, and the whole time waiting for Linds. Brett has a lot of people to talk to. He's really nice. He had friends there.
I always smile like that. If I am happy and bother to do so...;)

He's actually thanking you and showing a tremendous sense of relief that you didn't bring those two crazy bitches (Strand and myself) that were with you when you grabbed his boob in Vegas.

michelle2677

12-13-2006, 06:44 PM

Please, Michelle, stop talking. A monkey would be preferable to Mick Fleetwood.

:laugh: :laugh: You are KIDDING?? he's looking a little better as he has gotten older-no doubt!!!

plus monkeys throw sh*t :lol:

danax6

12-13-2006, 06:45 PM

plus monkeys throw sh*t :lol:Still preferable! :nod:

michelle2677

12-13-2006, 06:50 PM

Still preferable! :nod:

what?? I don't get it..

it's this picture...isn't it?? That's what does it for you..??

http://www.repriserec.com/fleetwoodmac/covers/heros.jpeg

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :wavey:

amber

12-13-2006, 07:43 PM

He's actually thanking you and showing a tremendous sense of relief that you didn't bring those two crazy bitches (Strand and myself) that were with you when you grabbed his boob in Vegas.

:laugh:
Actually what he was doing was looking over my shoulder to see if I had brought you guys..."Hey, where's those rascals that were with you last time? They were a hoot!!" is what he is saying. :angel: