Inappropriate (Stevie) Pick Up Lines

[LeighB04]

Hey I can take you higher
Whatever you desire

(from:Bombay Sapphires)

any more out there?

[Rickypt]

Well, I think you will like Sister Honey
Don't let that golden hair get in your way, baby


and


Ooh...come around tonight indecent

[MacMan]

Meet Me Down By The Railway Station....

[does that do it for anyone?? :) ]

[dudden22]

Can I interest you in a bootie bump?

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[ontheEdgeof17]

"You wanna come back to my place so I can play with your Silver Spring?"

[Rickypt]

Can I interest you in a bootie bump?



:eek: :eek:

[dudden22]

Alas, I am the highwayman, the one that comes and goes.

[go6car]

Take me -- if you need me, but never hold me down

[catinthedark]

"Up against the wall..."

[ontheEdgeof17]

Picture it:

Stevie walks into a bar.

Sits down at the counter.

Orders a drink.

Sees a handsome man.

He winks.

She winks.

He walks over.

and then she says....

"Has anyone ever written anything for you?"

Total buzzkill. :cool:

[GardenStateGirlie]

"You. Me. Tallgrass."

[ShangriLaTroubl]

"every boy must learn to be a man, well i can help you yes i can"

Chris

[GODDESS6]

Can I interest you in a bootie bump?

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[dudden22]

"Oh, for one night
Well, just for one night
You know that...well that...
Disasterous sound"

"Can I ride high atop your pony"

"I can't wait...I can't wait
Am I wasting my time while you make up your mind"

[lagringader&r]

Ever had your walls flamin'? :shocked:

[dissention]

Ever had your walls flamin'? :shocked:

Sister Honey has.

[lagringader&r]

Sister Honey has.

:nod:

That's just such a sexual line. Or, I'm a pervert. Or, both. :shrug:

[Johnny Stew]

"I'll take off my cape for you -- I'll take down my panties for you."

[GypsySorcerer]

"Can I come where you shine?"

[lagringader&r]

Some of these not lyrics related. Just picturing stupid jacka*s things a guy might say.

Holy sh*t! Stevie f*ckin Nicks! Can I buy you a drink?

You know, love's just a state of mind, baby ;)

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

I'm a big fan of yours! I just love that song White Rabbit! :thumbsup:

Can I take you to the floor..that you love?

Oh man, cool! Do you think you can get Buckingham to sign my guitar?

I love your cover of that Dixie Chicks' tune.. :eek:

So.. You're a witch?

I need a little sympathy..

Give to me your lace. Take from me my Hanes.

:distress:

[EnchantedSLN]

"I can turn all your music on, I can make you feel alive..."

[sarafield]

"Undo my laces and we'll go 'drowndin' in a sea of love."

[SapphireSister]

Come over, let me put you on ice. Then I'll set your room on fire.

[cliffdweller]

"Sunflowers and your face fascinate me" to which the guy runs screaming from the room.