How to get Awsome Seats????

[TamiP9981]

OK, i know a lot of you here have sat in the very front rows and i was wondering how you went about getting those tickets? Did you use ticket master or one of those rip-off brokers? I've bought tickets for the last three shows here in philly and i can never get closer then 5 miles away it seems. PLEASE let me in on the good seats. THANKS!!

[DrummerDeanna]

I've only been lucky enough to get front row tix to one show - and I took everyone's advice and it worked...

First off they never release the front row seats like the first day tickets go on sale - you just have to wait until closer to a show then religiously check TM....I did this and sure enough - a few weeks before a Fleetwood Mac show row1 popped up - I snagged it right up :D

[dissention]

Sleep with a broker.

[skcin]

Sleep with a broker.


...and still pay triple the ticket price. ;)

[ShangriLaTroubl]

I've done many routes...I got lucky for 9-7-03 Atlanta show, I just simply checked Ticketmaster and about a month before the show 2nd row tix popped up..

For Knoxville 03 I had 5th row, and someone posted here on the Ledge that a lot of good tix had been released on tickets.com (the Knoxville show wasnt sold through TM), and I grabbed them up...and because of the area and whatever other reasons, Knoxville tix were only $85 each for the top tix..

For Jacksonville 04 I paid $360 for two tix in the 3rd row from Ebay, and the venue ended up letting the first 3 rows stand at the stage, so I had FRONT ROW...

For Atlanta 04 at Chastain on the other hand I paid WAY too much, for tix not even that close from a broker...but I really wanted to see the Mac at a small little place, and the tickets were sold out BEFORE going on sale to the public (gotta love those season ticket holders!)..although they did release SOME on ticketmaster later, but nothing good

Chris

[paleshadow]

OK, i know a lot of you here have sat in the very front rows and i was wondering how you went about getting those tickets? Did you use ticket master or one of those rip-off brokers? I've bought tickets for the last three shows here in philly and i can never get closer then 5 miles away it seems. PLEASE let me in on the good seats. THANKS!!

Waiting seems to work. I got 2nd row last year through the overpriced fan club package, but I met 2 people in the front row who just decided to drive down that day and try to get tickets. The only thing I noticed was that they didn't have any pairs of seats available, so if you are going to go alone you may want to take a chance and wait till the day of the show to get your tickets.

[ShangriLaTroubl]

Also many ppl have scored great seats by risking it, and going to the box office the day OF the show...i saw a man in atlanta, walk right up and get 2 front row center, at 5:30 pm day of the show

chris

[GateandGarden]

Also many ppl have scored great seats by risking it, and going to the box office the day OF the show...i saw a man in atlanta, walk right up and get 2 front row center, at 5:30 pm day of the show

chrisWow! That's crazy! I'm afraid to wait, y'all, because if the first two rows thing doesn't pan out, I'll probably be stuck with the worst seats! This may be the only time I see Stevie so I don't want to chance it like that. Also, I'll be one of three people going together, I'm sure, so that lessens the chances of getting seats that good all together, right? :shrug:

[TwistedGypsy]

I think the best thing to do is check TM as much as you can. I got 4th row for Atlanta last year through a broker and for the Jacksonville show I checked TM all day everyday, literally and ended up with 4th row and got to stand at the stage (next to Alex!) From my experience the closer to the show the better the tickets get, but you never know.
Brit

[jannieC]

Waiting seems to work. I got 2nd row last year through the overpriced fan club package, but I met 2 people in the front row who just decided to drive down that day and try to get tickets.

Ha! That could have been my husband and I! It was my third FM show on this tour and we just decided to go for it- was this is North Carolina by chance???

[Nicks Fan]

I was just wondering what the chances are of getting a good seat in Toronto if I go all by lonseome self?

[Mad4stevie]

Waiting seems to work. I got 2nd row last year through the overpriced fan club package, but I met 2 people in the front row who just decided to drive down that day and try to get tickets. The only thing I noticed was that they didn't have any pairs of seats available, so if you are going to go alone you may want to take a chance and wait till the day of the show to get your tickets.

For Pittsburgh in 2003, I got tickets for the 2nd row two days before the show.

For Hershey 2004, I paid for front row from a broker because I was determined to make it to at least one front row concert with FM. It was worth every damn penny to be in the front row and have LB play his solo for "Come" right in front of me! I paid for that chance, and it worked and I have never regretted it!

My boyfriend went along to the Hershey show, and even though he is far from a FM fan, he said it was the best concert he had ever attended.

[gjack5404]

This will probably !never! happen again but I got front row to 4 shows last year. I waited a few days before the show and sure enough front row popped up. Previous to that I had bought regular seats and sometimes got stuck with what I had paid for those as well being unable to sell them. I was unable to get two seats together for a couple of the shows so my wife had a seat at the other end of the row but we stood up the whole time by the stage for a couple of the shows.

Sometimes, venues add seats to the front row in the last few days as well so it pays to keep looking.

Good luck!!!

[gjack5404]

And a couple of the shows it was just me, so it didn't matter about seats being together. I never worry about going alone because people including myself are so into Stevie-it doesn't matter if your there alone-of course, it may be funner with someone else but go for it.

[LiquidBlue5000]

Also many ppl have scored great seats by risking it, and going to the box office the day OF the show...i saw a man in atlanta, walk right up and get 2 front row center, at 5:30 pm day of the show

chris

Yup.. in Camden last year, they released the entire 4th row at about 630PM... i was actually able to upgrade my seats from 18th row to 4th row, with no extra charge.. Then when me and my friend got to our seats, the security guard said that if we wanted to, we could go to the front of the stage... so basically, we ended up with front row seats an hour before the show ;)

[ShangriLaTroubl]

Some pretty good seats opening up on Ticketmaster tonight. All in the double letters. Right now GG section 2 is available if anyone is interested. Also Opening night has JJ centre available. Take a look anyone who still needs tickets. It would appear the second wave of good seats has just opened up.


What show are you talking about, Vegas??

Chris

[amber]

yeah vegas
Oh, hell no! I can't look, lest I be pissed. :)

[WelshWitchPMD]

Oh, hell no! I can't look, lest I be pissed. :)

Yeah, I am none too happy right now.

[amber]

I know, I checked opening night and better seats totally came up than the ones I have. LAAAAAAAAME!!! Closing night has some good shit though. Wanna go to that show but can't decide what I should take.
Why doesn't ticketmaster let you exchange? Lame-O!

[amber]

Okay, so I got a pissy private message about posting the helpful message regarding good seats coming. Apparently, like Rhiannon, will I ever win? I throw in the towel. :confused: :(
Wouldn't people want to know that? :confused: That does seem helpful.

[all the same]

all my messages have been deleted from this thread. i have no time for bullshit. :mad:

[tynan88]

all my messages have been deleted from this thread. i have no time for bullshit. :mad:

Hey :shrug: :confused:

I just looked at the thread for the first time, whats this about deleted posts?

[Kelly]

Email Lis or Marty. Not that they can do a darn thing but no one has any right to tell you not to post about tickets. It is done all the time on this board...all throughout SYW people were posting when seats were released. That is how many of us got upgrades by fellow fans letting others know when better seats were released. The cattiness regarding certain things around here is crazy. If we all had that selfish mentality, no one would trade, no one would have share details of the tour not released to the public yet etc. You never should have deleted your posts...you violated no rules and provided helpful information to people who are still looking for seats for Vegas.

[ShangriLaTroubl]

I missed something, why were your posts deleted, and who deleted them?? What exactly did you post regarding tickets that could have possibly been deemed inappropriate???

Chris

[Highway Woman]

all my messages have been deleted from this thread. i have no time for bullshit. :mad:

I don't get it. What were they upset about?

[trackaghost]

all my messages have been deleted from this thread. i have no time for bullshit. :mad:


Who sent the private message?
Why would anyone be pissed about you helping out fellow fans?

[amber]

Not to speak for All the Same, but I believe they were pissed because they didn't get paid until Friday, and he was ruining their chances by telling everyone. :rolleyes: A bit rude, if you ask me.

[trackaghost]

What?!!!
Who was that?

[amber]

What?!!!
Who was that?
I don't know. :shrug:

[ShangriLaTroubl]

A bit rude, if you ask me.


A bit rude on the part of the person who PM'd him right?

Chris

[trackaghost]

I don't know. :shrug:

allthesame should post his name and expose him!

[amber]

A bit rude on the part of the person who PM'd him right?

Chris
yeah, of course.

[ShangriLaTroubl]

How ridiculous is this. It's not allthesame's problem that someone doesnt get paid till Friday...everyone else should have just as much of a chance of getting good tix as everyone else..how selfish

Chris

[amber]

allthesame should post his name and expose him!
yeah, I'm not sure if he'll be back, though. :( I don't know about exposing, but definitely should tell Marty and Lis. We could just write this right now -
"Hey, person who said not to tell about tickets - NOT COOL!" :D

[GateandGarden]

How ridiculous is this. It's not allthesame's problem that someone doesnt get paid till Friday...everyone else should have just as much of a chance of getting good tix as everyone else..how selfish

ChrisAgreed.

(And so this is added because the message was too short).

[xxxmx]

whoever thinks that those seats would still be up for sale tomorrow after the paycheck is in the bank is not only insane, but an absolute jerk for sending nasty PMs. i know it's hard to believe, but there are actually interested parties who are not on the ledge :eek: !

[amber]

whoever thinks that those seats would still be up for sale tomorrow after the paycheck is in the bank is not only insane, but an absolute jerk for sending nasty PMs. i know it's hard to believe, but there are actually interested parties who are not on the ledge :eek: !
:lol: :lol:

Whaaaaa??? :eek: The hell you say! :p

[DrummerDeanna]

That is totally jerky - one of the coolest things about the Ledge is people's willingness to share awesesome ticket information....

I think Daniel should expose this person too because it's crappy!!!!

Hey - mean pm'er - get your head outta your a$$

[xxxmx]

i think i'm going to buy those tix just to be spiteful... :nod:

you know, because spite is one of the few things that motivate me in life... the others being greed and a general distaste for those around me.

[GateandGarden]

i think i'm going to buy those tix just to be spiteful... :nod:

you know, because spite is one of the few things that motivate me in life... the others being greed and a general distaste for those around me.:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[xxxmx]

actually, i didn't buy those seats...

ORCH 3 ROW EE

is what i just bought on ticketmaster...
my hands are shaking and heart just exploded, see y'all there!

[jkmaletic]

lots of GREAT seats are coming up right now!! What night did you buy those awesome sec 3 row GG tickets?

~Jamie

[sodascouts]

Kristin and I just got Orchestra 3 Row DD!

[xxxmx]

i swore that i would not check to see what seats came up after i got ours. i'm assuming that there won't be AA or BB so i can live with that. what seat numbers do you have? we'll have quite the ledgie blob going on ;)

[jkmaletic]

What nights are these tickets for that you guys bought? Congrats by the way!

~Jamie

[xxxmx]

What nights are these tickets for that you guys bought? Congrats by the way!

~Jamie
the 10th...

[SuzeQuze]

the 10th...

Nice. :D I'll be there in the second mezzanine, row A! :blob1:

[xxxmx]

Nice. :D I'll be there in the second mezzanine, row A! :blob1:
sometimes the mezz view is even better... i always got broadway tix for center mezz. i haven't kept up with the Ledgie Meetings because until about an hour and a half ago, i wasn't going. you meeting up?

[sodascouts]

i swore that i would not check to see what seats came up after i got ours. i'm assuming that there won't be AA or BB so i can live with that. what seat numbers do you have? we'll have quite the ledgie blob going on ;)

We're 306 and 307. Don't worry, I have been checking and nothing above DD is coming up. You did good. :)

And Jamie, this is for Tuesday the 10th. I'm not sure if they are coming up for the other dates.

[amber]

We're 306 and 307. Don't worry, I have been checking and nothing above DD is coming up. You did good. :)

And Jamie, this is for Tuesday the 10th. I'm not sure if they are coming up for the other dates.
Nancy, did you switch the other tix you have? They don't let you do that, right? I'm mad because they have sec 5, row DD - I don't care about the side seats, but sec 5 is in the middle, and those are way closer than mine! Oh, well. :p

[xxxmx]

We're 306 and 307.
you're directly in front of me and matt...

are you at all tall?
poofy hair?
hat lover?

[SuzeQuze]

sometimes the mezz view is even better... i always got broadway tix for center mezz. i haven't kept up with the Ledgie Meetings because until about an hour and a half ago, i wasn't going. you meeting up?

Yep, I'll be hanging with the Flamingo Peeps. We plan to hit Margaritaville at the Flamingo after the concert on the 10th. I had to get the cheap seats because I can't afford another up front seat since I got one for the 11th. STEVIE NICKS ROCKS VEGAS!!!

[SuzeQuze]

Nancy, did you switch the other tix you have? They don't let you do that, right? I'm mad because they have sec 5, row DD - I don't care about the side seats, but sec 5 is in the middle, and those are way closer than mine! Oh, well. :p

Ticketbastard sucks rotten eggs. Usually, the way to get better seats is to wait like this. However, that can be risky, you have to be prepared to get nothing. But usually something comes up. I was going to wait for my 10th show but I just have to be frugal that nite. Dammit. :mad:

[sodascouts]

Nancy, did you switch the other tix you have? They don't let you do that, right? I'm mad because they have sec 5, row DD - I don't care about the side seats, but sec 5 is in the middle, and those are way closer than mine! Oh, well. :p
No, they don't let you switch as a rule. I'm positive I'll be able to sell our Sect. 5 HH seats either through message boards to fellow posters or on Ebay. This is a hot ticket and those are pretty good seats. I'm sure we'll be able to get our face value back.

[xxxmx]

we haven't even thought about looking for hotels yet, this is all so new! what's the best deal that you guys have found? when i was looking way back when this vegas deal first started, i was pulling up rooms for $60 and under at some of the nearby hotels...

[SuzeQuze]

sometimes the mezz view is even better... i always got broadway tix for center mezz. i haven't kept up with the Ledgie Meetings because until about an hour and a half ago, i wasn't going. you meeting up?

Oh yeah, and I'm excited about being on the Mezz anyway. I'm going to take a little notebook and jot down some notes for my peeps at home. :D

[sodascouts]

you're directly in front of me and matt...

are you at all tall?
poofy hair?
hat lover?

I'm 5'5'', I think Kristin is about 5'11''. My hair frizzes outward rather than upward. And no hats allowed! lol

[amber]

Ticketbastard sucks rotten eggs. Usually, the way to get better seats is to wait like this. However, that can be risky, you have to be prepared to get nothing. But usually something comes up. I was going to wait for my 10th show but I just have to be frugal that nite. Dammit. :mad:
They should have some way to switch. Oh, well. But still, my seats are 8 rows behind the ones offered now! :mad: Okay, I'm going to be calm and get over it. Deep breath. *shooooooooooooooooooooooo*......next time I will know better.... :)

[gypsyrhiannon]

I'm 5'5'', I think Kristin is about 5'11''. My hair frizzes outward rather than upward. And no hats allowed! lol

Actually, I'm only 5'8"...I just tend to wear heels most of the time :) I doubt I will that night though, with all the walking we'll be doing...

And my hair doesn't frizz too much either :)

~Kristin

[xxxmx]

Okay, I'm going to be calm and get over it. Deep breath. *shooooooooooooooooooooooo*......next time I will know better.... :)
you're either a much better person than i am or you're lying ;) ... i once ditched tix for two rows closer. nothing was going to be between me and my beloved bernadette peters...

[xxxmx]

I'm 5'5'', I think Kristin is about 5'11''. My hair frizzes outward rather than upward. And no hats allowed! lol
is she, perchance, a sloucher? :laugh:

[amber]

you're either a much better person than i am or you're lying ;) ... i once ditched tix for two rows closer. nothing was going to be between me and my beloved bernadette peters...
I would, but If I can't sell mine, I'll be fu****! And I mean, fu****d. :nod: I'm coming right down to the skin on my expenses. :o But, right now, I'm thinking thoughts like "just buy it.You can sell your ticket. It will be easy!" And I surely doubt I'm a much better person, probably just a poorer one. :laugh: If I had just, like, a few hundred more dollars, I'd be all over that right now. Actually, not true, I'd pay for going more nights, instead. Or both. uh, anyway.

[jkmaletic]

I'm happy for you guys! :p

I will be in sec 2, row DD (row 2) friday night, and I'm going sat. night too, but am unsure of my seats for that one. They WILL be in front orch sec. 3,4, or 5, guaranteed though. I went through a company that has a set price in certain sections, and then they get you the best seats they can and send them to you. I begged that they really try for the first 4 rows! I hope that pays off cause I've never used a company like that before. We'll see...

~Jamie

[all the same]

Calm down Amber! You will still be able to see her nosehairs from the 8th row. You're doing just fine. CALM DOWN!!! :D

[amber]

Calm down Amber! You will still be able to see her nosehairs from the 8th row. You're doing just fine. CALM DOWN!!! :D
okay! Although I bet her nosehairs are long burned away. Oh, and I'm not in the 8th row, I'm in the 12th row. :mad: Not that I'm bitter...
Hey, did you see earlier in this thread, everyone wants you to "out" the "don't tell everyone there are tickets" snarker? :wavey:

[WelshWitchPMD]

I got ORCH 5 Row DD seat 502 for May 11th. :blob2: I got them around 7pm and I used Ticketfast. That was fun because it took me 20 minutes to find the paper to print it out on. :rolleyes:
I feel better too because now I won't have to wait at rhe box office that day for a release. I can party with the fellow Ledgies and be the photographer. :blob2:

[all the same]

okay! Although I bet her nosehairs are long burned away. Oh, and I'm not in the 8th row, I'm in the 12th row. :mad: Not that I'm bitter...
Hey, did you see earlier in this thread, everyone wants you to "out" the "don't tell everyone there are tickets" snarker? :wavey:

Oh, okay, 12th row is WAY lamer than 8th row. Yeah, I'd kill myself too is I were you. At least I have Row FF Section 6 for opening night. You really should just stay in bed in your hotel room. No point even going. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, and did I mention, you're totally LAME too!!!??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[amber]

Oh, okay, 12th row is WAY lamer than 8th row. Yeah, I'd kill myself too is I were you. At least I have Row FF Section 6 for opening night. You really should just stay in bed in your hotel room. No point even going. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, and did I mention, you're totally LAME too!!!??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
So-ho la hame, so-o la-hame, AMBER!!!! Always La-hame, always la-hame, AMBER!!!! :wavey:

[all the same]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
So-ho la hame, so-o la-hame, AMBER!!!! Always La-hame, always la-hame, AMBER!!!! :wavey:

So funny! How about "Somewhere out in the back of the show. Sits Amber 'cause she's a total lame-o!"

[all the same]

Crappy seats that you never wanted,
Bought them online you though they were alright,
Now there's better seats for opening night,
Lame seats Row LL
Lame seats Row LL

Do you have any idea how long that took to come up with? Rachel and I are such nerds!!!

[amber]

Crappy seats that you never wanted,
Bought them online you though they were alright,
Now there's better seats for opening night,
Lame seats Row LL
Lame seats Row LL

Do you have any idea how long that took to come up with? Rachel and I are such nerds!!!
Indeed. Which song is that? :D Glitter fades? (look, I'm still lame! :thumbsup: )

[all the same]

Indeed. Which song is that? :D Glitter fades? (look, I'm still lame! :thumbsup: )

It's Blue Denim. This part:

Blue-gray eyes they change with the color
Change with the sun they run with the sight
They change with the wind but they're always bright
Bright eyes Blue Denim
Bright eyes Blue Denim

[amber]

You can sit
way back in the 12th row
I know you can't see..
Cause you are to la-ame...

oh, my crappy 12th row...

[all the same]

You can sit
way back in the 12th row
I know you can't see..
Cause you are to la-ame...

oh, my crappy 12th row...

Bella Donna!!!! HILARIOUS!!!

[all the same]

And now alone in my room
As I start to look for tickets
Am I so lame
Why am I always so damn lame
On ticketmaster i sit
The same site for hours
Well, I came all the way here
Just to sit here in 12th row!!!

I didn't ask when I got my seats
I always accepted what I got
As the best and the best only
Well it's not enough that i was there early
And it's not enough that i searched all day long
It's not enough to love Stevie
Because sometimes
You just get bad seats
Sometimes
You just get shit seats

[amber]

Bella Donna!!!! HILARIOUS!!!
awww, where's your next one? :D

I couldn't see
Stevie on stage
just a little closer would've been less lame
tried to trade seats again and again
First security took my arm then I ra-an
No one knows
how far back
12th row really is
until they have to sit in such lame seats

Far Back! Far Back!
In the 12th row I could not hear Stevie.
So Lame, So Lame
To be sitting so far back
(sitting so far back)
To be sitting so far ba-ack
I would cryeyeyey.
:o

[amber]

And now alone in my room
As I start to look for tickets
Am I so lame
Why am I always so damn lame
On ticketmaster i sit
The same site for hours
Well, I came all the way here
Just to sit here in 12th row!!!

I didn't ask when I got my seats
I always accepted what I got
As the best and the best only
Well it's not enough that i was there early
And it's not enough that i searched all day long
It's not enough to love Stevie
Because sometimes
You just get bad seats
Sometimes
You just get shit seats
:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:
Yes! Score!

[dissention]

Well, I never thought I'd see her play casino shows
I never thought she'd ever go that way
She wants everything she touches these days
To turn to gold
But if you fell for the presale
Them were some shit tix you were sold...

For her...it's the only life
That she's ever known
Now the Henley tour is only a few weeks away
Even though she has to deal with Vegas and Glenn Frey
It's alright
The checks will still clear
Even after the marquees fade

(I know I'm not going to Vegas, but I can't pass up an opportunity to do my beloved parodies)

[amber]

Well, I never thought I'd see her play casino shows
I never thought she'd ever go that way
She wants everything she touches these days
To turn to gold
But if you fell for the presale
Them were some shit tix you were sold...

For her...it's the only life
That she's ever known
Now the Henley tour is only a few weeks away
Even though she has to deal with Vegas and Glenn Frey
It's alright
The checks will still clear
Even after the marquees fade

(I know I'm not going to Vegas, but I can't pass up an opportunity to do my beloved parodies)
:lol: :lol: yes, it's hard to pass up the opportunity for a parody, isn't it?

[dissention]

:lol: :lol: yes, it's hard to pass up the opportunity for a parody, isn't it?

Well, I heard she flew out to Caesar's Palace
Amber says, "That's not what I heard, I hear she cashed the checks first"
She depended on the Ledgies to tell her to wear colors
To change the setlist...this is Diss talking to yoooooooooooou

Old songs had no charm...
Buried beneath that mob widow dress- or a wretched Reeblech
She carries...Remifemin in her garter, along with everything else...

[all the same]

YAY!!! Dissention is in on the action. I'm too tired to come up with anymore. I was totally supposed to go out tonight to see a band called Hot Little Rocket. A band with a name like that has to be good! But I'm so lame. I'm so lame. I'm so lame! TOTALLY!!! I'm so la-hame! I'm so la-hame!...

[amber]

Well, I heard she flew out to Caesar's Palace
Amber says, "That's not what I heard, I hear she cashed the checks first"
She depended on the Ledgies to tell her to wear colors
To change the setlist...this is Diss talking to yoooooooooooou

Old songs had no charm...
Buried beneath that mob widow dress- or a wretched Reeblech
She carries...Remifemin in her garter, along with everything else...
:lol: :laugh:
*snick*

*ahem*
There was no better seats to be found anywhere in sight
In the first rows
She had looked everywhere but the only tickets left online, were the 12the row
(12th row,so lame,12th row)

[dissention]

:lol: :laugh:
*snick*

*ahem*
There was no better seats to be found anywhere in sight
In the first rows
She had looked everywhere but the only tickets left online, were the 12the row
(12th row,so lame,12th row)

There were no good seats to be found,
Anywhere in sight
Inside or out
Amber looked everywhere
But that bitch Courtney Love got to the good seats,
Hope she's not high

I have The Dance and it's so annoying to see that broad in the audience. :laugh:

[all the same]

Well I checked today
Maybe I will check again tomorrow
And the tickets there well they were amazingly
Fantastic
And I see you guys getting
What I wanted to get for me
Some seats in the fourth row
Or some seats in the third row
Up close to Stevie... Nothing else matters!!!


Okay, I couldn't resist!

[amber]

Well I checked today
Maybe I will check again tomorrow
And the tickets there well they were amazingly
Fantastic
And I see you guys getting
What I wanted to get for me
Some seats in the fourth row
Or some seats in the third row
Up close to Stevie... Nothing else matters!!!


Okay, I couldn't resist!
:lol: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :xoxo: :xoxo:

I was totally trying to think of an Edge one. Well, for about 30 seconds till I thought of something else.

[amber]

There were no good seats to be found,
Anywhere in sight
Inside or out
Amber looked everywhere
But that bitch Courtney Love got to the good seats,
Hope she's not high

I have The Dance and it's so annoying to see that broad in the audience. :laugh:
:laugh: :lol: :laugh:
YES!!!!! :xoxo:
gosh, I wish the parodies could go on and on. Everyone should try to work at least one or two a week into their posts... :woohoo: :woohoo:

[SuzeQuze]

I saw the Mac from 12th row and I did feel like I needed to be closer but they were still good seats. Just too far away for pics which I wanted to take. Make sure you have some binoculars. You can use mine cuz I'll be close up. (No Suze did NOT just say that!) :laugh:

I got to move up toward the end of the Mac show though, much to the chagrin of the folks that had those rows, but I was in the aisle, hello? No one bought the aisle, geesh.

[all the same]

I saw the Mac from 12th row and I did feel like I needed to be closer but they were still good seats. Just too far away for pics which I wanted to take. Make sure you have some binoculars. You can use mine cuz I'll be close up. (No Suze did NOT just say that!) :laugh:

I got to move up toward the end of the Mac show though, much to the chagrin of the folks that had those rows, but I was in the aisle, hello? No one bought the aisle, geesh.

Where are you sitting Suze?

Did you come all the way here
Just to sit in the fourth row?????!!!! (a la Fall From Grace)

So, I officially want to gouge me eyes out. Yesterday, I was on the phone with a client and tickets for Willie Nelson went on sale when I was on the phone with her. So, I was opening up a file and it was gonna take a while. So, while the file was opening, I popped over to ticketmaster just to check expecting the usual crap to come up like when you first start your search. Up pops 4th row on the floor. Remember I was on the phone with a client so I was "multi-tasking" or whatever lame "business babble" word you want to use. Somehow in the process of talking to my client and me trying to pretend I wasn't having a stroke over how good the seats were, I managed to hit SEARCH AGAIN instead of BUY. So, I lost them! And now, absolute crap is all that's coming up!!! Whether you are a Willie Nelson fan or not, I'm sure you guys can understand my pain. Losing on out of control good seats for a performer you love!!! LAAAAAAAME!!!!! Just checked and it's like second balcony. GAWD!!! Does the rule of waiting it out tend to work even for large venues? I will be persistent but there's no way I'm going to get that kinda gold again.

[skcin]

Well, I heard she flew out to Caesar's Palace
Amber says, "That's not what I heard, I hear she cashed the checks first"
She depended on the Ledgies to tell her to wear colors
To change the setlist...this is Diss talking to yoooooooooooou

Old songs had no charm...
Buried beneath that mob widow dress- or a wretched Reeblech
She carries...Remifemin in her garter, along with everything else...


OMG. I think I just peed my pants a little. :shocked:

Oh, Diss, how I wish you were coming to sin city with us. :p

[amber]

OMG. I think I just peed my pants a little. :shocked:

Oh, Diss, how I wish you were coming to sin city with us. :p
Um, excuse me, the few I did were awesome too. :rolleyes: Thanks, Paula! No, really! :lol:

[all the same]

Um, excuse me, the few I did were awesome too. :rolleyes: Thanks, Paula! No, really! :lol:

I'm with you tootz! What about ours! We were brilliant! some of our best work!!! :shrug: :rolleyes:

[skcin]

I've made a pact with myself that I will NOT buy better tix unless they're the front row. 6th row & 10th row are nothing to sneeze at, and I'm not spending more $$$ unless it's for the absolute top seats.

I'm at work, bored, so...

We see no change in sight
Checking for better seats
On Ticketmaster online
We've done it a thousand times

If you get tix in the back rows
You won't see the stage well that night
The seats that you want
The ones that are hot
Are kept til close to show night

Ticketmaster...won't agree
Everyday they tell me
Ticketmaster...won't agree

We know they have them
Every time they have them
They say they don't have them
What can I say
We can't find them
We can't buy them
I have found them, some of the time
Anyway we can
Anytime we can
Get good seats
Get good seats........

.......When no one finds good seats
At least not together
They rarely come out
We spend every day
Waiting for the day
The good seats will
COME OUT!
Don't you know
Don't you know.

[all the same]

I've made a pact with myself that I will NOT buy better tix unless they're the front row. 6th row & 10th row are nothing to sneeze at, and I'm not spending more $$$ unless it's for the absolute top seats.

I'm at work, bored, so...

We see no change in sight
Checking for better seats
On Ticketmaster online
We've done it a thousand times

If you get tix in the back rows
You won't see the stage well that night
The seats that you want
The ones that are hot
Are kept til close to show night

Ticketmaster...won't agree
Everyday they tell me
Ticketmaster...won't agree

We know they have them
Every time they have them
They say they don't have them
What can I say
We can't find them
We can't buy them
I have found them, some of the time
Anyway we can
Anytime we can
Get good seats
Get good seats........

.......When no one finds good seats
At least not together
They rarely come out
We spend every day
Waiting for the day
The good seats will
COME OUT!
Don't you know
Don't you know.

DAMN FUNNY!!!

[skcin]

I'm with you tootz! What about ours! We were brilliant! some of our best work!!! :shrug: :rolleyes:
Um, excuse me, the few I did were awesome too. :rolleyes: Thanks, Paula! No, really! :lol:

Sorry, I read his first & I did Kegels to prevent future accidents. :shocked:

They were all funny, I laughed at both of yours. But Diss including Amber in the tune did it for me. :laugh:

[amber]

Sorry, I read his first & I did Kegels to prevent future accidents. :shocked:

They were all funny, I laughed at both of yours. But Diss including Amber in the tune did it for me. :laugh:
That shit is bananas, Paula. I think ours are funnier cause they have the word "lame" in them. :lol:

[dissention]

Sorry, I read his first & I did Kegels to prevent future accidents. :shocked:

They were all funny, I laughed at both of yours. But Diss including Amber in the tune did it for me. :laugh:

:laugh:

I particularly liked my reference to Remifemin, but whatever blows the sunshine up your skirt, darling.

[all the same]

That shit is bananas, Paula. I think ours are funnier cause they have the word "lame" in them. :lol:

Agreed! The word lame should be used at all times possible. I still laugh my butt off when think about "So-o lame! So-o lame! So-o lame! AMBER! Always la-hame! Always la-hame! Alway la-hame! AMBER!" Let's add... "Way back in crappy row LL-hell! That's so lame! Super la-hame! God Damn La-hame! AMBER!!! Freakin' la-hame! Oh so la-hame! She's so la-hame! Will you take her with you to row DD? Dream on! Dream on silly Amber! LL! You're gonna stay there! How long? I cannot tell ya! Cancers gonna rush the sta-hage! Get close to our Stevie! Oh yeah! Freakin' Stevie! Love her! Gotta get up there to the sta-hage! Come on! Let's go Amber!..." Oh my god! I'm like sweating that was so satisfying!!!! :)

[amber]

Agreed! The word lame should be used at all times possible. I still laugh my butt off when think about "So-o lame! So-o lame! So-o lame! AMBER! Always la-hame! Always la-hame! Alway la-hame! AMBER!" Let's add... "Way back in crappy row LL-hell! That's so lame! Super la-hame! God Damn La-hame! AMBER!!! Freakin' la-hame! Oh so la-hame! She's so la-hame! Will you take her with you to row DD? Dream on! Dream on silly Amber! LL! You're gonna stay there! How long? I cannot tell ya! Cancers gonna rush the sta-hage! Get close to our Stevie! Oh yeah! Freakin' Stevie! Love her! Gotta get up there to the sta-hage! Come on! Let's go Amber!..." Oh my god! I'm like sweating that was so satisfying!!!! :)
:laugh: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I need a cig after that one! Luckily, I smoke.
The fact that you used "lame" and "Amber" certifies this one for a MASTERPIECE!!!! :xoxo: Oh, and you even got "Cancer" in. How do I (nonsexually) love thee? Let me count the lame ways. 5...twenty eleven, fifty lame...one hundred thirty dork....
:xoxo:

[all the same]

:laugh: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I need a cig after that one! Luckily, I smoke.
The fact that you used "lame" and "Amber" certifies this one for a MASTERPIECE!!!! :xoxo: Oh, and you even got "Cancer" in. How do I (nonsexually) love thee? Let me count the lame ways. 5...twenty eleven, fifty lame...one hundred thirty dork....
:xoxo:

Now there you go again
You're sayin' that you love me,
Well don't you know that I'm a fag?
And it's so lame that we aren't in row DD
'Cause we'd be flippin' out
Like two psychos from row four
In the Dreams show in Las Vegas, we would flip
But we're too lame...
Way too lame...
So so lame...

[all the same]

Now there you go again
You're sayin' that you love me,
Well don't you know that I'm a fag?
And it's so lame that we aren't in row DD
'Cause we'd be flippin' out
Like two psychos from row four
In the Dreams show in Las Vegas, we would flip
But we're too lame...
Way too lame...
So so lame...

Shit, I think I screwed that up kinda. Missed a bit but you get the idea...

[amber]

Shit, I think I screwed that up kinda. Missed a bit but you get the idea...
No, that one was awesome, too. :D Hey, and I said "nonsexually", you fag. :lol: :lol:

[all the same]

No, that one was awesome, too. :D Hey, and I said "nonsexually", you fag. :lol: :lol:

You wanna nail me. Admit it! :lol: :lol: :lol: Hey, where's the pic thread? I wanna check that farside bit out.

[amber]

You wanna nail me. Admit it! :lol: :lol: :lol: Hey, where's the pic thread? I wanna check that farside bit out.
It's just a little farther down on the New Posts page. It's called "how's about another picture thread?" or something like that....Yes, you got me, I want to "nail" you. :rolleyes: :lol: Why? because I love sleeping with people who don't want to sleep with me! Yeah! It rocks! :laugh:

[all the same]

It's just a little farther down on the New Posts page. It's called "how's about another picture thread?" or something like that....Yes, you got me, I want to "nail" you. :rolleyes: :lol: Why? because I love sleeping with people who don't want to sleep with me! Yeah! It rocks! :laugh:

Oh the tales I could tell about people who I thought wanted to sleep with me but turns out... well, I'll just stop there because this story gets very very lame! :shocked:

[amber]

Oh the tales I could tell about people who I thought wanted to sleep with me but turns out... well, I'll just stop there because this story gets very very lame! :shocked:
I'll have to catch up with some of those stories in Vegas. ;) So, what did you think of the Far Side? "turn dial to SUCK!" :lol: :lol: We should do Stevie's sound. I'll have to guard the "LAME" dial, lest you get carried away..... :laugh:

[skcin]

Now there you go again
You're sayin' that you love me,
Well don't you know that I'm a fag?
And it's so lame that we aren't in row DD
'Cause we'd be flippin' out
Like two psychos from row four
In the Dreams show in Las Vegas, we would flip
But we're too lame...
Way too lame...
So so lame...


Disqualified due to blatant overuse of the word "lame."

:D

[amber]

Disqualified due to blatant overuse of the word "lame."

:D
Opinion officially disregarded to to obvious prejudice against the word "lame" which, as we all know, is an integral part of any parody.

[skcin]

Opinion officially disregarded to to obvious prejudice against the word "lame" which, as we all know, is an integral part of any parody.


Whatev, lame-o. :rolleyes:

[amber]

Whatev, lame-o. :rolleyes:
exactly! Now you're getting the spirit!