Well, did she make you...laugh?

[skcin]

There's a few lines in Stevie songs that can be construed as a bit "dirty" (teehee :p ) if your mind is in the gutter (which, apparently mine is often enough to notice these! :wavey: ) I have been known to snicker at these lines:

"You say it will be harder in the morning..." Hmmm...morning wood?

"No man came..."
Now THAT's a real shame!

Anyone else notice these, or am I the only pig here? Are there more that I haven't caught yet?

[ontheEdgeof17]

"She gets on a midnight plane".....(thanks to Cathy aka FeverDance)

"The Forgotten Chimpanze": for it's stupidity

"my walls are flaming"



hmmm...I will think of more

[skcin]

=ontheEdgeof17

"my walls are flaming"



hmmm...I will think of more

Oh yes, of course! Sounds like she's got quite a nasty little infection goin' on down yonder.

[amber]

There's a few lines in Stevie songs that can be construed as a bit "dirty" (teehee :p ) if your mind is in the gutter (which, apparently mine is often enough to notice these! :wavey: ) I have been known to snicker at these lines:

"You say it will be harder in the morning..." Hmmm...morning wood?

"No man came..."
Now THAT's a real shame!

Anyone else notice these, or am I the only pig here? Are there more that I haven't caught yet?
yes, you're the only pig here. :laugh: :laugh:
JK, of course i notice....
you rock!!!!

[skcin]

yes, you're the only pig here. :laugh: :laugh:
JK, of course i notice....
you rock!!!!

I knew you would, you dirty girl, you! :wavey:

BTW, the line "...when you were good...baby (baby)..you were very good..." in Angel always strikes me as blatantly sexual. Especially the Tusk Doc. version where LB has his mouth basically on the mike when he echoes "baby" WOW...very hot...OK, I guess that's not so much funny as it is a turn on...never mind... :o

[amber]

I knew you would, you dirty girl, you! :wavey:

BTW, the line "...when you were good...baby (baby)..you were very good..." in Angel always strikes me as blatantly sexual. Especially the Tusk Doc. version where LB has his mouth basically on the mike when he echoes "baby" WOW...very hot...OK, I guess that's not so much funny as it is a turn on...never mind... :o
:laugh: me, too.
but - stevie never talks about stuff like that! *gasp* :rolleyes:

[NicksIllume]

"You say it will be harder in the morning..." Hmmm...morning wood?


I'm glad I'm not the only one that made that dirty thought. I have to snicker when I hear it.

"I'm down on my knees..." Easy shot with that one.

"I haven't burned a candle in a real long time." I have a feeling '94 may have been a dry year.

[amber]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that made that dirty thought. I have to snicker when I hear it.

"I'm down on my knees..." Easy shot with that one.

"I haven't burned a candle in a real long time." I have a feeling '94 may have been a dry year.
:laugh: :lol: :laugh:
hey! you're too young for that, missy! :lol: I always think of the "down on my knees" one... :rolleyes: :p

[GateandGarden]

Well, of course I have to say "Don't let that golden hair get in your way, baby." Classic.

Hillary

[GateandGarden]

More...

The whole "thrown down" thing reminds me of someone being...uh, sexually aggressive.

And in "Whole Lotta Trouble" when she says, "When I want something, I get it!" and that whole "you could be my prisoner" thing. :eek:

Hillary

[amber]

More...

The whole "thrown down" thing reminds me of someone being...uh, sexually aggressive.

And in "Whole Lotta Trouble" when she says, "When I want something, I get it!" and that whole "you could be my prisoner" thing. :eek:

Hillary
hehehehehe. way to go, Hill. *giggle*

[golddustwoman77]

Here are a few I thought of:

From "Love Is"

"She awakens things
That he said he thought were dead
He says, are you happy now
Oh yes, I am"


From "Frozen Love"

"You may not be as strong as me
And I may not care to teach you
It may be hard to keep up with me"


From "Storms"

"Every day you do not come
Your softness fades away"

From "Nomad"

"I've been with you before
I'll be with you again
I'll come back for more..Yeah"


Really all of "Love Is" could be taken sexually. ;)

[Livia]

~*~*~Undoing the laces~*~*~

I don't she was talkin' about shoelaces. :laugh:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Here are a few I thought of:

From "Love Is"

"She awakens things
That he said he thought were dead
He says, are you happy now
Oh yes, I am"



:chuckle:

Cute one!

:chuckle:

[GODDESS6]

I knew you would, you dirty girl, you! :wavey:

BTW, the line "...when you were good...baby (baby)..you were very good..." in Angel always strikes me as blatantly sexual. Especially the Tusk Doc. version where LB has his mouth basically on the mike when he echoes "baby" WOW...very hot...OK, I guess that's not so much funny as it is a turn on...never mind... :o

god, i love this!!!~

[strandinthewind]

But when they were good - they were REALLY GOOD - REALLY GOOD STRANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:nod:

[Josh2003]

"and I come when you shine..."

[amber]

"and I come when you shine..."
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Nixxxed]

"With the touch of your haaaaanndd
Well, it staaaaarts again
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH .... YEAH!"

Don't get much dirtier than that, folks. :nod:

[NicksIllume]

"With the touch of your haaaaanndd
Well, it staaaaarts again
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH .... YEAH!"

Don't get much dirtier than that, folks. :nod:


It could get much dirtier if it was her haaaaaaaaaaanndd. Let's not go there. :shocked:

[Johnny Stew]

"my walls are flaming"

It's not dirty, but I suspect the "flaming! flaming! FLAMING!" part of the "Smile At You" "angry" outtake, was inspired by looking out at the audience! :shocked:

[GateandGarden]

It's not dirty, but I suspect the "flaming! flaming! FLAMING!" part of the "Smile At You" "angry" outtake, was inspired by looking out at the audience! :shocked::laugh: :lol: :laugh:

[ontheEdgeof17]

I got one! I got one!


Drum roll.......



















Up against the wall, Jane


Kinky

[TheBlueLamp]

Up against the wall, Jane


Kinky

:shocked: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

That just made me spit out my drink! You should've put a warning on that one!

Nick :D

[Kelly]

"See your sunrise loves to GO DOWN!".....oh my girl.

"that kind of fever dance"

"you touch I have no choice, I have to stay"...I'll bet you do.

This is fun!

[tynan88]

"Honey I Know You'd Like To Come Away Bu Baby You Can't Come"

Hmm that is a very interesting one lol.

Tynan

[bikerchic]

"my walls are flaming"

I HATE THAT LINE! :distress:

[bikerchic]

BTW, the line "...when you were good...baby (baby)..you were very good..." in Angel always strikes me as blatantly sexual. Especially the Tusk Doc. version where LB has his mouth basically on the mike when he echoes "baby" WOW...very hot...OK, I guess that's not so much funny as it is a turn on...never mind... :o

I LOVE THAT!! :blob2: :blob2:

[skcin]

Here are a few I thought of:

From "Love Is"

"She awakens things
That he said he thought were dead
He says, are you happy now
Oh yes, I am"


;)

Oooh, I forgot that one! Hmmmm...is is her waking things up or Viagra?

Also the "...with the touch of your hand, it starts again..." LOL!



Oh, and Curtis? Up against the wall, please, this won't hurt a bit... :thumbsup:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Oh, and Curtis? Up against the wall, please, this won't hurt a bit... :thumbsup:

Do you still want me to call you Jane? :]

[skcin]

Do you still want me to call you Jane? :]


Call me anything you want baby ;)

[ontheEdgeof17]

Call me anything you want baby ;)


Well, call me your new best friend cuz I am moving in on your nurse friend. :thumbsup:

[skcin]

Well, call me your new best friend cuz I am moving in on your nurse friend. :thumbsup:


You smooth talker you! :D

[Chain of Chains]

Trouble in Shangri-La? :shocked:

Take me home... :thumbsup:

I still Rock-A-Little :lol: :wavey:

I'd like to leave you with something warm :sorry:

there's a LOT more but I better stop now....

[GateandGarden]

there's a LOT more but I better stop now....Ah! My virgin ears! I never would've thought of that. :laugh:

[bikerchic]

I'd like to leave you with something warm :sorry:

Oh ya, I forgot about that one.....another line I really don't like, after thinking of the sexual reference, I think of "peeing your pants" or something... I know, it's stupid :shrug:

[WelshWitchPMD]

From Beauty and the Beast:

"My love is a man who's not been tamed
Oh, my love lives in a world of false pleasure and pain"


Sounds like her man was a tad on the kinky side. :lol:

[estranged4life]

one that comes to mind:

No Spoken Word-

"Ooh...Come around tonight indecent"


WTHF??? Is she talking about the infamous "The Streak" from the classic Ray Stevens song?

Man, Stevie has alotta lyrics that can be viewed as lyrics of sexual frustration...I would wholeheartingly volunteer to rectify that problem for her if need be :thumbsup:

[estranged4life]

HAHAHAHA--I've been on a "No Spoken Word" kick lately. :) There's also "Oh, for one night/Well, just for one night/You know that...well that.../Disasterous sound" from same song. :laugh:
--Justin

that "Disasterous sound" wouldnt be Stevie & myself getting it on and she decided to let a "stinky fart" rip while in the process :lol:

Man...That would be a "Disasterous sound"!!!! :thumbsup:

[skcin]

I still Rock-A-Little :lol: :wavey:

I'd like to leave you with something warm :sorry:

there's a LOT more but I better stop now....

NICE! :lol: :laugh: :lol:

[cliffdweller]

:laugh: me, too.
but - stevie never talks about stuff like that! *gasp* :rolleyes:

Sure she does, you just have to "read between [her] lines." :laugh:

[cliffdweller]

BTW, the line "...when you were good...baby (baby)..you were very good..." in Angel always strikes me as blatantly sexual.

Me too!! It's just subtle enough for her too.

[cliffdweller]

"And the lady's feeling just like the moon that she loves."

This makes no sense at all but it sounds nice! :laugh:

[SuzeQuze]

BTW, the line "...when you were good...baby (baby)..you were very good..." in Angel always strikes me as blatantly sexual. Especially the Tusk Doc. version where LB has his mouth basically on the mike when he echoes "baby" WOW...very hot...OK, I guess that's not so much funny as it is a turn on...never mind... :o

For real, this moment smokes (fans self)...

I've noticed almost all of the phrases mentioned, even "I'd like to leave you with something warm.", so would you please welcome me to pervdom? :wavey:

:lol: :laugh: :laugh: :lol:

Oh, and how about "I can't wait", hmm, for what? ;)

[SuzeQuze]

"I hear a voice in the room next to mine/Feels good sounds good..." Filthy! :lol:

[Chain of Chains]

Nay, I better not... :distress:
I was going to quote the opening line of Belle Donna :eek: :eek: :eek:

[GypsySorcerer]

Nay, I better not... :distress:
I was going to quote the opening line of Belle Donna :eek: :eek: :eek:



:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :thumbsup:

[MirrorInTheSky]

"Like a diamond snake in a black sky." One of them one-eyed snakes, I presume...

[dissention]

"Like a diamond snake in a black sky." One of them one-eyed snakes, I presume...

It's just like a river, it's neverending. :eek: Sister Honey's walls must have been flaming big time.

[SuzeQuze]

Nay, I better not... :distress:
I was going to quote the opening line of Belle Donna :eek: :eek: :eek:

:laugh: :laugh: :lol: :lol: :laugh: :laugh:

That's awesome.

[Mari]

< beg > Can I use this post for my site? It's hysterical.. (not the first post around here that makes me want to ask, actually:D)
I'll mention everyone involved as source, of course! If anyone doesn't want to, please tell me. < / beg >

[skcin]

< beg > Can I use this post for my site? It's hysterical.. (not the first post around here that makes me want to ask, actually:D)
I'll mention everyone involved as source, of course! If anyone doesn't want to, please tell me. < / beg >

Doesn't bother me at all - go right ahead! :nod:

*hopes she was asking me?*

[ontheEdgeof17]

I'll mention everyone involved as source, of course! If anyone doesn't want to, please tell me. < / beg >


A dream come true. :wavey:

[GateandGarden]

A dream come true. :wavey:I agree. That would be cool, Mari. :thumbsup:

[MirrorInTheSky]

"You'll go on forever, you're that good." Ummm, I'll have what's she's having...

[GateandGarden]

"You'll go on forever, you're that good." Ummm, I'll have what's she's having...Aw! That's such a beautiful line about Christine. And not in that way at all. (At least I have a very hard time believing that).

[Mari]

Um, this took some time, but at least it's done, and before Stevie's birthday :woohoo:
check out, my very own Stevie Pornpage with all your dirrrty talk, < agressive blinking attention grabbing graphics >New! < /'n stuff > at the Nicksfiles :woohoo:

it's still here: The Nicksfiles (http://home.tiscali.nl/thenicksfiles)

then go to the new menu option Fun & Games. If you don't see it straight away, try cleaning up your browser's cache and reload the page.

hope you'll enjoy & happy stevie-birthday :o ;)

[skcin]

Um, this took some time, but at least it's done, and before Stevie's birthday :woohoo:
check out, my very own Stevie Pornpage with all your dirrrty talk, < agressive blinking attention grabbing graphics >New! < /'n stuff > at the Nicksfiles :woohoo:

it's still here: The Nicksfiles (http://home.tiscali.nl/thenicksfiles)

then go to the new menu option Fun & Games. If you don't see it straight away, try cleaning up your browser's cache and reload the page.

hope you'll enjoy & happy stevie-birthday :o ;)

Awww, Mari! That's great! LOL!

BTW - I came up with another one the other day but it slipped my mind. I'll get back to you guys on that.

[dudden22]

Her horse is like a dragonfly

[SapphireSister]

I LOVE the Stevie porn site. Those totally made me LOL IRL. I have a few to add that I don't think have been mentioned yet:

"Come over Let me put you on ice"

"Do you understand the word, pleasure"

"You don't even know how to please"

"You guide me back again
And I come when you shine"

"See your sunrise loves to go down" (I know this has been mentioned but it's my favorite. Wishful thinking lol).

"It was one for you...it was three for me
It was very nice...it was everything" (one for him and three for her? Poor guy)

"Every night you do not come"

"I'll take off my cape for you
I'll take down my hair for you
Anything you want me to do...my love" (Anything?)

"She takes...just like a woman...yes she does
She makes love just like a woman...yes she does" (even though she didn't write it)

"Just like the sea...I rock a little" (you mean this whole song isn't about masterbation? ;))

[LiquidBlue5000]

"He knocks on the door next to the courtyard
Well, he frightens me so, I let him in
But I'm already, well, I'm already screaming"

3-way? :p

[dissention]

Nothing beats "You say it will be harder in the morning," folks. Poor thing, her lover can't get it up and she has to depend on his morning woody for satisfaction.

[SuzeQuze]

..."See your sunrise loves to go down"...

What the hell does this mean anyway? I've been listening so long I forgot it doesn't make sense but was thinking about this line in Vegas. When I asked my roomies they were like, "I have no idea." :lol:

I think maybe it has something to do with not seeing the light of day because of living the "up all night sleep all day (that's right)" rock star lifestyle. :shrug: And I'm not looking for a definition of going down, although that is likely coming, so to speak. ;)

[skcin]

Oh, I remember now! I should have known, whaqt with my recent love for Juliet.

"It was way too hard..." :D

[nickslover2071]

undoing the laces

[SuzeQuze]

"Just to make sure that I can still feel you" - DR

[Rumour0323]

He says....Deep in the middle of the night...I still think about you.

So Sexy. :nod:

[SapphireSister]

What the hell does this mean anyway? I've been listening so long I forgot it doesn't make sense but was thinking about this line in Vegas. When I asked my roomies they were like, "I have no idea." :lol:

I think maybe it has something to do with not seeing the light of day because of living the "up all night sleep all day (that's right)" rock star lifestyle. :shrug: And I'm not looking for a definition of going down, although that is likely coming, so to speak. ;)

Well of course the first thing that came to mind when I heard this song was hmm well how do I put this - just going down :p I love to hear Stevie say that lol. Then what I also thought was that it doesn't make much sense because when the sun rises it obviously goes up, not down. So it obviously has some hidden meaning that we will probably never know (and I love her for this, that mystery!).

Since the song does allude to cocaine use it could have something to do with being up all night partying and then coming down (from the drugs) when the sun rises in the morning? Just a random guess...

[lbelle1214]

Oh yes, of course! Sounds like she's got quite a nasty little infection goin' on down yonder.
In my occupation, that would be called "cheese in the taco"....I can't believe I just said that :distress:

[GateandGarden]

Um, this took some time, but at least it's done, and before Stevie's birthday :woohoo:
check out, my very own Stevie Pornpage with all your dirrrty talk, < agressive blinking attention grabbing graphics >New! < /'n stuff > at the Nicksfiles :woohoo:

it's still here: The Nicksfiles (http://home.tiscali.nl/thenicksfiles)

then go to the new menu option Fun & Games. If you don't see it straight away, try cleaning up your browser's cache and reload the page.

hope you'll enjoy & happy stevie-birthday :o ;)That's great! :laugh: Thanks for doing that, Mari!

[SeattleMark]

Tunnel of Love

[petep9000]

This isn't dirty, but to me it's humorous. In college my twisted roomate Chris liked TOSOTM but also loved to poke fun at Stevie. He decided that 'Doing The Best I Can (Escape From Berlin)' was about her gaining enormous amounts of weight. I guess the "I'm trying hard to change..." part convinced him maybe, I'm not sure. But anyway, remember the part towards the fadeout where she goes "well I paid!...well I paid!..."? He'd repeat that part but he'd do it sort of bent over with his butt pushed out and his arms pointing to both sides of it, and he'd keep saying "I paid...I paid..." Like in other words, the price I paid for my excesses is my big backyard.

In that same demented weight-gain vein, he would pantomine Stevie eating chicken and throwing the bones over her shoulder and licking her fingers during the part of 'Cry Wolf' where she sings "You just had to try those wings..."

As I said, Chris was a sick puppy. Gotta love him. :lol:

[Rhiannon2121]

"Temptation falls in your path, no hesitation..why you ask.."

much of this whole song is very sexual to me.

:angel:

[krrrby]

Ok I found a few, and hopefully these haven't been posted yet

"you fall to your knees, you embrace the storm"

"Call out my name..."

"The lonliness of a one night stand, it's hard to take"

"Do I love you, well I always did ....every night"

"With hands as quick as light" <--highwayman

"You were so strong, I fell to my knees"

"Come back...little boy" Ew?

"Well, you used to love to be behind those walls with her"

Somebody Stand By Me:
"You'd think by now I'd know when to let go"
"I'm not bending tonight"
"I'm not giving in 'til I've had enough"

Ok I'm gonna stop now lol

[GateandGarden]

"Come back...little boy" Ew?Ew. :laugh:

[estranged4life]

"Come back...little boy"


Michael Jackson hasnt used that lyric :rolleyes:

[Mari]

I can add all of these, right? :woohoo: :laugh:

[Kelly]

"and the water closes all around, like a glove....like the love"

"fire on fire, rain on my face
fever goes higher, what can you do?
Wild in the darkest places of your mind,
thats where I needed you"

"that kind of touch, electricity of love, that kind of fever dance"

"the time has come and gone without you INSIDE me"

[GateandGarden]

"the time has come and gone without you INSIDE me"Oooh that's a good one. Somehow I never even thought of that.

[strandinthewind]

I know no one probably thinks this way of this one, but I think "I see your shadow against the wall" is very sexy if not prurient. It, to me, is as if she is looking up in bed and the lamp on the nightstand is casting a shadow against the wall of the man on top of her :eek: That may not be what that line is about, but it is what I thought it was about when I first heard it.

[CreepingDeath]

I know no one probably thinks this way of this one, but I think "I see your shadow against the wall" is very sexy if not prurient. It, to me, is as if she is looking up in bed and the lamp on the nightstand is casting a shadow against the wall of the man on top of her :eek:

:laugh: :lol: :laugh:


Thanks to this thread, I'll never think of some of these songs the same way again. :thumbsup:

[seeker007nmss]

Michael Jackson hasnt used that lyric :rolleyes:


Not YET...... :laugh: :shocked:

[Hippocampus]

"You can't say no in the middle of the night" - LILAR

[Kelly]

"See your sunrise loves to go down"...I mentioned this one way back last time we did this with this thread. I see it as sexual because I want to however, I know that is not what she most likely meant. Unfortunately. As I am sure her sunrise does love to go down, as evidenced by "Awwww couldn't you just let me go down and do my stuff".... :lol: :thumbsup:


:p

Anyhoo, I think what she really means is her "sunrise" or her happiness, loves to go down, or "go away". That is how I take it anyway. I think she commonly uses light, sun, etc to represent love and/or happiness as in Planets of the Universe. That is how I came to the conclusion that is possibly what the hell this line in GDW means. Who knows though. It is sort of a confusing song.

[SapphireSister]

"I'd like to leave you with something warm" (in your pants perhaps?)

Not sure if this one has been mentioned but heard it today and had to post.

[MacMan]

And... The brand spankin new one...

"I don't know why it should be so hard"....

(not really a Stevie song.. but she is singin it)