3 new retarded questions posted at the Nicksfix

[Hawkeye]

The past few Ask Stevie questions have actually been quite good with some really good answers from Stevie, but this latest batch of 3 :rolleyes:

Question 126 - from Jeffrey in LA:
Will you being doing a New Year's Eve Show?

Stevie's answer:

Not this year….



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Question 125 - from Sonny G. in Jefferson, WI:
What is your favorite scary movie?

Stevie's answer:

The Haunting of Hill House



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Question 124 - from Ammie in Hamilton, Ont., Canada:
Hi Stevie! :)
I'm A Teenage Fan Of Yours! I Was Wondering If You Needed Another Backup Singer?

Stevie's answer:

Not right now, but I’ll keep you in mind!

Seriously could that idiot John Kinney do a better job of filtering what questions reach Stevie. I mean it's kind of intresting to hear what her favorite scary movie is and that's a stretch, but Do you Need a freaking backup singer, because I really would like to be one. That make sme want to throw up. You can't blame Stevie for the SH*T this guy is sending to her.

[MacMan]

You can't blame Stevie for the SH*T this guy is sending to her.

Or what people actually ask her!

[dissention]

:laugh: :lol: :laugh:

How reeeeeeeediculous.

"Not this year...." has to be my all-time favorite answer to an Ask Stevie question, bar none. :woohoo:

[GateandGarden]

:laugh: :lol: :laugh:

How reeeeeeeediculous.

"Not this year...." has to be my all-time favorite answer to an Ask Stevie question, bar none. :woohoo:I love the abundance of dots....makes us feel like there's more, but we don't get to know about it. So, they mirror her answers themselves.

Hillary

[macfanken]

I hope she answers my question - "What does Lindsey smell like?" :rolleyes:

[dissention]

"What does Lindsey smell like?" :rolleyes:

"Good....."

[gldstwmn]

And to think I asked her what Battle Of The Dragon was about or how David Crosby ended up on Street Angel (brilliant harmony possibilities wasted there). :rolleyes:

[TamiP9981]

The haunting of hill house? that movie was not scary at all. The only good thing about it was the special effects. The book was 10 times better, as they usually are.

[dissention]

The haunting of hill house? that movie was not scary at all. The only good thing about it was the special effects. The book was 10 times better, as they usually are.

I think she's referring to Shirley Jackson's version from '63. :woohoo:

[ricohv]

And how unfortunate that three retarded questions begat three retarded answers.
Stevie, oh Stevie, why can you babble away to interviewers and talk show hosts and magazine journalists (the very people who are so ruthless to you sometimes) about holes in your nose you could fly Don Henley's learjet through, and menopausing on tour, and even occasionally such "easy target" fodder like "I married my best friend's widower" (say "I married an ax murderer", less eyebrows would raise!), but can't open your heart (and your mouth) to those of us who have lived like paupers so that we could spend all our $ on you. Our money in your pocket, patrons of your art if you willl, to maintain your rock-n-roll ballerina lifestyle. And yet you throw us crumbs, as if it's part of your High Princess duties to acknowledge the commoners (BUT NOT TOO MUCH!) by answering our Q's (only breif ones that don't thought provoke) with your A's (extremely short so as too avoid risk of carpel-tunnel in your typing/tamborine hand!)
And I'm just being sarcastic guys!!!
Ricoh

[Hawkeye]

Like I said this isn't Stevie's falt. The questions being asked to her SUCK. I think Stevie's answers are her way of saying, send better questions guys and I'll give you better answers.

[amber]

I think she's referring to Shirley Jackson's version from '63. :woohoo:
God, i would fricking hope so. And Hawkeye? right when i read the title of this thread i laughed my a** off, because i had already read them! Geesh, lame o rama :rolleyes:

[diamondsnake]

I don't think it is Stevie answering some of them. The webmaster most likely answered the New Years Eve and backup singer question. Hello? Anyone knows the answer to those questions! So he most likely answered the obvious ones (No you can't be a back-up singer! And if I had a New Years tour I would have told you by now!) So some of them are most likely answered by him. Obviously the movie question is not something her can just pull out of his ass though... so she must have answered that one or he knew she liked that movie from previous experience.

[amber]

And how unfortunate that three retarded questions begat three retarded answers.
Stevie, oh Stevie, why can you babble away to interviewers and talk show hosts and magazine journalists (the very people who are so ruthless to you sometimes) about holes in your nose you could fly Don Henley's learjet through, and menopausing on tour, and even occasionally such "easy target" fodder like "I married my best friend's widower" (say "ax murderer",less eyebrows would raise!), but can't open your heart (and your mouth) to those of us who have lived like paupers so that we could spend all our $ on you. Our money in your pocket, patrons of your art if you willl, to maintain your rock n roll ballerina lifestyle. And yet you throw us crumbs, as if it's part of your High Princess duties to acknowledge the commoners (BUT NOT TOO MUCH!) by answering our Q's (only brieif ones that don't thought provoke) with your A's (extremely short so as too avoid risk of carpel-tunnel in your typing/tamborine hand!)
And I'm just being sarcastic guys!!!
Ricoh
you're not really being sarcastic are you? cause i would write the same thing, without being sarcastic... :D :thumbsup:

[BTFLCHLD]

no doubt the "questions" are filtered and of those choices are made to respond, what i find interesting is there are those who had/have waited quite some time for activity on the "ask stevie" page and once she has provided, allbeit tredding lightly, peeps complain as to the content. perhaps they would finally be pleased with a personal letter from ms.nicks in response to the "questions" typed...particularly those of questionable content umhum :shocked:

hawkeye, IMO, your wordchoices are of particular concern: retarded/idiot

let's try keep in mind that those who have received responses may have hurt feelings by these words, and what may appear as a "lightweight" question to some could be of particular headiness to another. thanks.

i am thankful for john and hardly would refer to him as an idiot. he has provided a well read/loved site for stevie fans and anyone who thinks otherwise is well an... :shocked: hehe

let's all hope ms.nicks final response isn't "tsk...tsk...tsk"

[ricohv]

I know Amber-and that's why I like you. I always say what I want to, then quickly throw a blanket of diplomacy over it. Whereas, you just say what I want to! ;)
Ricoh

[amber]

I know Amber-and that's why I like you. I always say what I want to, then quickly throw a blanket of diplomacy over it. Whereas, you just say what I want to! ;)
Ricoh
:laugh: yeah, but dude, no one in their right brain woulda believed you didn't mean that. It was so...heartfelt, well phrased, and specific. A lovely poem, really... :D
Edit: Wait, wait...typing/tambourine hand?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Hawkeye]

no doubt the "questions" are filtered and of those choices are made to respond, what i find interesting is there are those who had/have waited quite some time for activity on the "ask stevie" page and once she has provided, allbeit tredding lightly, peeps complain as to the content. perhaps they would finally be pleased with a personal letter from ms.nicks in response to the "questions" typed...particularly those of questionable content umhum :shocked:

hawkeye, IMO, your wordchoices are of particular concern: retarded/idiot

let's try keep in mind that those who have received responses may have hurt feelings by these words, and what may appear as a "lightweight" question to some could be of particular headiness to another. thanks.

i am thankful for john and hardly would refer to him as an idiot. he has provided a well read/loved site for stevie fans and anyone who thinks otherwise is well an... :shocked: hehe

let's all hope ms.nicks final response isn't "tsk...tsk...tsk"

Some of those who have gotten responses have asked retarded questions :xoxo: plain and simple. I don't think we should be satisfied that the ask stevie thing is getting activity now. I don't recall ANYONE cmplaining that it wasn't running. I would actually prefer her to get her album out quickly, but I'd also love to hear from her and here her answer questions like she's doing. But why should I praise John Kinney for letting an IDIOTIC question like can I be your back up singer, I'm a teen aged fan look at me, aren't I cute, it pisses me off, and I don't care If I offended whoever asked that question.

For me, Stevie makes up for her lackluster Q and A with her personal letters she writes, and the things she writes to the troops, her last one being the best yet. luckily JK can't "filter" her letters to the troops.

[desertangel]

I still wanna know the inspiration was behind the SYW album cover, so I sent that question in. Man, if there WAS no inspiration... wouldn't that make a great question and answer right about now?! :lol:

Question: Stevie, What was the inspiration behind the picture on the cover of SYW?

Answer: There was no inspiration... it's just a picture.

;) :laugh: :lol: :D :o ;) :laugh: :p :lol:

Laura

[BTFLCHLD]

I don't recall ANYONE cmplaining that it wasn't running.

The "anyones" would be those who visit Nicksfix and have made such comments.


For me, Stevie makes up for her lackluster Q and A with her personal letters she writes, and the things she writes to the troops, her last one being the best yet. luckily JK can't "filter" her letters to the troops.

Yes, thankfully, John had his "wits" about him and was able to post her letter to his site for all of us to enjoy. :cool:

[BTFLCHLD]

Answer: There was no inspiration... it's just a picture.


What a concept! We could provide the responses! And, maybe even filter a little! :lol:

I propose the following...

Ask the photographer...or Karen. :p

[EveryHour]

"Good....."

:laugh:

"Mmm...."

[Mari]

Originally Posted by macfanken
"What does Lindsey smell like?"


"Good....."

:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

Damn you two, I'm supposed to be really busy here at work, I just blew my cover!

[skcin]

"Good....."


OMG, ROTFLMAO! :lol: :laugh: :lol:

No clue why I found that SO funny, but here I am laughing at work. Thanks, I needed that! :]

Paula

[seeker007nmss]

I hope she answers my question - "What does Lindsey smell like?" :rolleyes:



:laugh: :lol: :shocked: :laugh: :lol:

[seeker007nmss]

Like I said this isn't Stevie's falt. The questions being asked to her SUCK. I think Stevie's answers are her way of saying, send better questions guys and I'll give you better answers.


I bet none of OUR questions from the ledge made it yet. I doubt we asked such questions. (Although my question about wether she eats lucky charm cerial for breakfast falls into that category......KIDDING....I wanted to know if she wore pink fluffy bunny slippers at home that squeak) :nod:

[skcin]

I asked "What is the lyric during the musical breaks in Seven Wonders - Tara, Sara or Pharoah?"

The answer I'll be expecting:
"whatever you want it to be........................................."

Anyone else care to predict her answer?

Paula

[amber]

I asked "What is the lyric during the musical breaks in Seven Wonders - Tara, Sara or Pharoah?"

The answer I'll be expecting:
"whatever you want it to be........................................."

Anyone else care to predict her answer?

Paula
I asked that too! Gosh, she's sure to answer it now! :p Yes, it's not the deepest question, but it is definitely a burning question... :D yay, Paula! Except, of course, you left out the choice "nevah". But, i didn't include Pharoah in mine, so that's ok.

[Hawkeye]

No the Seven Wonders question is great, but it'll never get sent so...

[skcin]

I asked that too! Gosh, she's sure to answer it now! :p Yes, it's not the deepest question, but it is definitely a burning question... :D yay, Paula! Except, of course, you left out the choice "nevah". But, i didn't include Pharoah in mine, so that's ok.


I had nevah (hahaha) thought of pharoah until I read it on The Ledge. I was like "no way" & then the vid came on VH1 Classic one day & it's definitely a possibilty.

Paula

PS: New answer prediction: "It's none of those." :lol:

[gldstwmn]

I still wanna know the inspiration was behind the SYW album cover, so I sent that question in. Man, if there WAS no inspiration... wouldn't that make a great question and answer right about now?! :lol:

Question: Stevie, What was the inspiration behind the picture on the cover of SYW?

Answer: There was no inspiration... it's just a picture.

;) :laugh: :lol: :D :o ;) :laugh: :p :lol:

Laura

Actually a fan already answered that on this board. It's based on a Japanese movie called Double Suicide, I think.

[madformac]

I'd have liked John McVie to have answered on Stevie's behalf.... :nod: :laugh:
Then we would have got some cool replies to those moronic Q's...



Will you being doing a New Year's Eve Show?

Stevie's answer via John:

Yes I will, I'll be naked except for a g-string and some passion fruit, it's for close friends only and you're not invited... Sorry...


What is your favorite scary movie?

Stevie's answer via John:

The Tusk tour documentary

Hi Stevie!
I'm A Teenage Fan Of Yours! I Was Wondering If You Needed Another Backup Singer?

Stevie's answer via John:

No, the next slot actually is going to John's daughter Molly. Sorry, Bette Midler might have an opening... ;)

:laugh: :laugh:

[ThePenguin]

I'd have liked John McVie to have answered on Stevie's behalf.... :nod: :laugh:
Then we would have got some cool replies to those moronic Q's...


What is your favorite scary movie?

Stevie's answer via John:

The Tusk tour documentary

:laugh: Could easily imagine him saying that!

-Lis

[NicksIllume]

What is she doing? She gets much too prolofic answering those questions. (end sarcasm) What about this gem of a Q&A?

You've had many dreams come true, but if you were granted one wish, what would it be?

Stevie's answer:

If I had one wish, it would be for world peace….


I'm sure they don't allow 56 year olds to be in the Miss America pageant...

[Serrart]

What is she doing? She gets much too prolofic answering those questions. (end sarcasm) What about this gem of a Q&A?

You've had many dreams come true, but if you were granted one wish, what would it be?

Stevie's answer:

If I had one wish, it would be for world peace….


I'm sure they don't allow 56 year olds to be in the Miss America pageant...

Actually that's one of my favorite answers :thumbsup: . But I agree, some of the questions and relative answers aren't that interesting. Come on Ledgies, bring out your curiosity and ask ask ask!
I'd like to know, for instance, which are the poets and writers who influenced her the most in her songwriting and why.

I fear a bit she would answer " too many to name them..." but I'll try anyway. :D

Romy

[WelshWitchPMD]

I submitted a question a few weeks ago but I am sure that it will never be answered.

[Serrart]

I submitted a question a few weeks ago but I am sure that it will never be answered.

Why?

Romy

[dissention]

Why?

Romy

Because if they aren't trite and topical, they won't be answered. Good questions are never answered, only trivial ones so that she (or her assistant) only has to give a response of two or three words and a multitude of dots.

[dissention]

I'd like to know, for instance, which are the poets and writers who influenced her the most in her songwriting and why.

Chances are she'd say Poe, Wilde, and Elliot. Then she'd trot out Dylan.

[WelshWitchPMD]

Because if they aren't trite and topical, they won't be answered. Good questions are never answered, only trivial ones so that she (or her assistant) only has to give a response of two or three words and a multitude of dots.


If she does answer it I would get something like " as long as you are having fun it's ok" or something like that. :confused:

[dissention]

If she does answer it I would get something like " as long as you are having fun it's ok" or something like that. :confused:

:laugh:

Either it isn't her that is answering them or she just doesn't care and writes any old response.

Entertainment Weekly reviews official sites every once and awhile, I'm just dying for them to come across the Nicks Fix and the 'Ask Stevie' section. They'd be brutal. :laugh:

[SuzeQuze]

I sent one in, "Why didn't you like Mirror Mirror?" but it hasn't been answered yet. Let's flood the server with great Qs!!!

[dissention]

I sent one in, "Why didn't you like Mirror Mirror?" but it hasn't been answered yet. Let's flood the server with great Qs!!!

We flooded the polls with smart voters on election day, but that didn't help us. :laugh:

[Serrart]

Chances are she'd say Poe, Wilde, and Elliot. Then she'd trot out Dylan.

No Hawthorne? ;)

Romy

[SuzeQuze]

We flooded the polls with smart voters on election day, but that didn't help us. :laugh:

It makes me crazy. Just answer a good question. It really isn't going to end the world. Why doesn't she want to answer a good question?

[SuzeQuze]

We flooded the polls with smart voters on election day, but that didn't help us. :laugh:

Oh yeah, and I'm still not laughing about that election!!!

[NicksIllume]

It makes me crazy. Just answer a good question. It really isn't going to end the world. Why doesn't she want to answer a good question?

Rhiannon tells her not to answer good questions.

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

YEAH! What she said ^^^ Don’t make us pluck out one of those eyes you hawker. :cool: On the bright side I asked Stevie “Can I fondle your butt?” She sent me a personal letter with an a$$ hair in it. Woo Hoo! :blob1:

[GateandGarden]

I asked "What is the lyric during the musical breaks in Seven Wonders - Tara, Sara or Pharoah?"

The answer I'll be expecting:
"whatever you want it to be........................................."

PaulaMan, she would say that! :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

I sent her an off the wall question that I guess was semi-philosophical, but, like y'all said, if it's not trite and cut-and-dried, then there's no way she's going to answer it.

Hillary

[ontheEdgeof17]

YEAH! What she said ^^^ Don’t make us pluck out one of those eyes you hawker. :cool: On the bright side I asked Stevie “Can I fondle your butt?” She sent me a personal letter with an a$$ hair in it. Woo Hoo! :blob1:


:shocked: :laugh: :shocked:


I asked for the same thing. I got her mustache hair instead. :shrug:

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

:shocked: :laugh: :shocked:


I asked for the same thing. I got her mustache hair instead. :shrug: Does yours smell like anything? I thought mine would smell like Fracas or Nag Champa, but it stinks. I keep it taped to my upper lip and will cherish this a$$ hair forever. :xoxo:

[SuzeQuze]

Rhiannon tells her not to answer good questions.

:lol: :laugh: :lol: Good one! I guess she's gotta keep that mystique going...

[SuzeQuze]

Does yours smell like anything? I thought mine would smell like Fracas or Nag Champa, but it stinks. I keep it taped to my upper lip and will cherish this a$$ hair forever. :xoxo:

Honey, you are not just half insane, you've arrived! ;) :] :nod:

[ricohv]

Stevie doesn't give bad answers because she gets bad questions- I know because I consistently send in good questions! And I did see a review once about fansites that gave a pretty glowing review of the Nicksfix. And really, are any of us really able to be objective enough to know? We are a bunch of kooky diehard geeks-I mean look at the time spent on the dissertations of whether she says Tara, Pharoah or Sara in the middle of Seven Wonders!! Even casual fans may not really even remember that song.
Ricoh
[And oh yeah, all those dots (.....) are called "ellipsis"]

[Sorcerer386]

are any of us really able to be objective enough to know? We are a bunch of kooky diehard geeks-I mean look at the time spent on the dissertations of whether she says Tara, Pharoah or Sara in the middle of Seven Wonders!!

LOL! That's the question I just sent in a few weeks ago (skcin and I must have been on the same wavelength). The question I asked when it first started was why she didn't do Ooh My Love live. I've given up on having that answered though...this started when? 2002? Heh.

[Hawkeye]

LOL! That's the question I just sent in a few weeks ago (skcin and I must have been on the same wavelength). The question I asked when it first started was why she didn't do Ooh My Love live. I've given up on having that answered though...this started when? 2002? Heh.

I believe it's actually as old as late 2000!!! :shocked: She reveals that her upcoming album will be called Trouble in Shangri LA and that she will be touring. This is one OLD event.

[estranged4life]

hasnt ask Stevie if she went to a dog-groomers for her TITN tour era hairstyle (aka the Poodle)!!! :lol: :laugh: :thumbsup:

Brian j.

[ricohv]

I used to call that hairdo the Dandelion (like in the Big Love video) because it was this perfectly round ball of curls atop her head with all the other other hair coming out from underneath it.

[NicksIllume]

No telling how much damage all that hairspray did to the ozone...

[seeker007nmss]

No telling how much damage all that hairspray did to the ozone...


This falls into the "What were they thinking?" department.

[Serrart]

No telling how much damage all that hairspray did to the ozone...
Thanks for the photo NicksIllume, 80's hairdos (and shoulder pads) will always be a mistery to me...

Romy

[amber]

LOL! That's the question I just sent in a few weeks ago (skcin and I must have been on the same wavelength). The question I asked when it first started was why she didn't do Ooh My Love live. I've given up on having that answered though...this started when? 2002? Heh.
okay, that's at least 3 of us now, that B**** better answer the fricking question!!!! :laugh: And the answer better be "nevah"!

[Serrart]

okay, that's at least 3 of us now, that B**** better answer the fricking question!!!! :laugh: And the answer better be "nevah"!

I sign up as another volunteer... but no nevah. :sorry: ;)

Romy

[NicksIllume]

Thanks for the photo NicksIllume, 80's hairdos (and shoulder pads) will always be a mistery to me...

Romy


I'm glad I was in diapers at that time. :nod:

[amber]

I'm glad I was in diapers at that time. :nod:
You are indeed very lucky. This could've happened to you!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
http://tinypic.com/ve3k7

[NicksIllume]

You are indeed very lucky. This could've happened to you!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
http://tinypic.com/ve3k7

This may be worse than that... :shrug:

Well, I did rock out the black bike shorts, side ponytail, etc. I remember this one outfit. The black bike shorts had a neon pink stripe on one side and neon green stripe on the other so I'd wear these socks to match the sides. I don't think my little white Keds had matching laces. Don't forget the side ponytail had to have neon pink and green scrunchies. I was cute back then. :lol:

[GypsySorcerer]

This may be worse than that... :shrug:

Well, I did rock out the black bike shorts, side ponytail, etc. I remember this one outfit. The black bike shorts had a neon pink stripe on one side and neon green stripe on the other so I'd wear these socks to match the sides. I don't think my little white Keds had matching laces. Don't forget the side ponytail had to have neon pink and green scrunchies. I was cute back then. :lol:


Oh, Lord. I used to wear side ponytails all the time, complete with scrunchie to match my outfit, of course. Kind of sad, really. :lol:

[skcin]

You are indeed very lucky. This could've happened to you!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
http://tinypic.com/ve3k7

Wow - that shirt is hot. :laugh:

Paula

PS - Not putting you down at all, I think I had the same one. But I DID have bigger hair, lol.

[amber]

Wow - that shirt is hot. :laugh:

Paula

PS - Not putting you down at all, I think I had the same one. But I DID have bigger hair, lol.
Isn't it though? :laugh:
How could you insult me that way, saying you had bigger hair? :laugh: :laugh: .
Yeah, that was everyday hair, not super poofy doo hair.... :p :laugh: At age 13 I was just beginning to hone my spraying/poofing skills... :wavey:

[cliffdweller]

No the Seven Wonders question is great, but it'll never get sent so...

and on top of it, I bet Stevie can't even remember what she says there. It was probably done impromptu when they recorded it.

[skcin]

and on top of it, I bet Stevie can't even remember what she says there. It was probably done impromptu when they recorded it.


You're probably right. So her answer will be "my songs can mean different things to different people, so whatever word you'd like to think it is will be fine................................."

Paula

[skcin]

Isn't it though? :laugh:
How could you insult me that way, saying you had bigger hair? :laugh: :laugh: .
Yeah, that was everyday hair, not super poofy doo hair.... :p :laugh: At age 13 I was just beginning to hone my spraying/poofing skills... :wavey:


My mom cleaned out a closet the other day & she tells me "Oh, I found that collage of your senior picture session. Do you want it to hang up somewhere at your house?" Yeah, that sexy pic of me & my hair in front of that fake brick wall is fierce, bring it right over :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Paula

[cliffdweller]

You're probably right. So her answer will be "my songs can mean different things to different people, so whatever word you'd like to think it is will be fine................................."

Paula

:laugh: :laugh: My thoughts exactly! She's sly that Stevie :laugh:

[amber]

My mom cleaned out a closet the other day & she tells me "Oh, I found that collage of your senior picture session. Do you want it to hang up somewhere at your house?" Yeah, that sexy pic of me & my hair in front of that fake brick wall is fierce, bring it right over :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Paula
:lol: :lol: :lol: I just saw this! Bwah!

[amber]

:laugh: :laugh: My thoughts exactly! She's sly that Stevie :laugh:
If she says that, I'll be forced to hunt her down and smack her!!!