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dissention
11-16-2004, 03:51 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5535890757%20&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Coming Soon: Jeese-Its!

greatdarkwing
11-16-2004, 03:52 PM
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :laugh:

~Alex

dissention
11-16-2004, 03:53 PM
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :laugh:

~Alex

Personally, I don't see it. :laugh:

wondergirl9847
11-16-2004, 03:55 PM
Oh my gosh, I think I hurt my ribs.

Over 13 grand....with 12 bids. Praise the Lord!!

*continues to die laughing*

dissention
11-16-2004, 03:56 PM
OHMIGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536017393&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

amber
11-16-2004, 03:57 PM
it also looks a bit like Monroe. It's only 13000 dollars!? That's a steal! Very, very strange...

dissention
11-16-2004, 03:59 PM
it also looks a bit like Monroe. It's only 13000 dollars!? That's a steal! Very, very strange...

Even better:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536051075&rd=1

DrummerDeanna
11-16-2004, 04:00 PM
LMAO :laugh: :laugh:

Oh My God....I can't even believe that....

It looks more like Mary Pittford or some old silent film star to me than the Virgin Mary...

And I love in the description she talks about being blessed by winning all this money at a casino LOL....caaaarazzzzy!!!

wondergirl9847
11-16-2004, 04:01 PM
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/10195488.htm?1c

From the Miami Herald website:

Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Back Up on EBay

Associated Press


MIAMI - The Internet auction house eBay Inc. reversed itself Tuesday and is allowing bids for half of a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich that its owner says bears the image of the Virgin Mary.

Diana Duyser, of Hollywood, put the sandwich up for sale last week, drawing bids as high as $22,000 before eBay pulled the item Sunday night. The page was viewed almost 100,000 times before being taken down.

An e-mail Duyser received from eBay said the sandwich broke its policy, which "does not allow listings that are intended as jokes."

But Duyser, a work-from-home jewelry designer who has bought and sold items on eBay for two years, said the grilled cheese wasn't a joke.

The auction was back on Tuesday afternoon with a top bid of $5,100. The winning bidder also has to pay $9.95 for shipping. In mocking response, two similar items were later posted - grilled cheese sandwiches bearing the images of the Virgin Mary's used gum and Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.

A phone message left with San Jose, Calif.-based eBay was not immediately returned Tuesday.

Duyser thought eBay would be the best place to show off the sandwich, made on plain white bread and American cheese and cooked with no oil or butter. She said she took a bite after making it 10 years ago and saw a face staring back at her from the bread.

Duyser, 52, put the sandwich in a clear plastic box with cotton balls and kept it on her night stand.

At first, she was scared by the image, "but now that I realize how unique it is, I wanted to share it with the world," Duyser told The Miami Herald.

She said the sandwich has never sprouted a spore of mold.

Patti
11-16-2004, 04:03 PM
$13,000?????????????? You've got to be kidding me!!!!!

dissention
11-16-2004, 04:05 PM
And I love in the description she talks about being blessed by winning all this money at a casino LOL....caaaarazzzzy!!!

This is my favorite part:

"The Story of The Virgin Mary In The Grilled Cheese will be aired on Channel 4 News here in South Florida."

:lol:

I just sent this to Randi!

cliffdweller
11-16-2004, 04:06 PM
Wow. A 10 year old grilled cheese sandwich? Blech!!!!

ontheEdgeof17
11-16-2004, 04:06 PM
Who actually knows what the Virgin Mary looks like? Looks more like Marylin Monroe to me. :lol:

dissention
11-16-2004, 04:11 PM
Who actually knows what the Virgin Mary looks like? Looks more like Marylin Monroe to me. :lol:

I think it looks like Greta Garbo. :shrug:

ontheEdgeof17
11-16-2004, 04:14 PM
I think it looks like Greta Garbo. :shrug:


I was so going to type that it looked like her. Monroe came out instead. I agree with Garbo 100%.

dissention
11-16-2004, 04:15 PM
I was so going to type that it looked like her. Monroe came out instead. I agree with Garbo 100%.

Now, where are the Christ Crackers? That is the question.

gldstwmn
11-16-2004, 04:20 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5535890757%20&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Coming Soon: Jeese-Its!

Oh my! :lol: :lol: :lol:

dissention
11-16-2004, 04:21 PM
Oh my! :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's exactly what this poor schlub said when he realized he had taken a bite out of Jesus's old lady. :laugh:

ontheEdgeof17
11-16-2004, 04:27 PM
Now, where are the Christ Crackers? That is the question.


Now that I think about it, I swore I saw Jesus on my Ritz last night.

amber
11-16-2004, 04:28 PM
I think it looks like Greta Garbo. :shrug:
dude, it clearly has blond hair :laugh: also, it/she/cheese has fuller lips than Garbo's...Garbo had that wide thin crocodile mouth, this hot little number ( :lol: ) has poofy/pouty lips...cheesy mcbread IS a tad more cheekbony than Monroe, though, so i can see how you picked Garbo...

SuzeQuze
11-16-2004, 04:28 PM
Dude, I LOVE grilled cheese! That's MY face on there!! ;)

Neal
11-16-2004, 04:39 PM
I saw Stevie in my Cocoa Puffs this morning... :nod: :rolleyes:

estranged4life
11-16-2004, 08:56 PM
with a humorous $99,999,999 bid...

For that amount I can show 'em a floater in the porcelain God that looks like the nativity scene.

Or I could tell 'em that floater is actually "Mr.Hankey-The Christmas Poo", But I am sure Comdey Central would sue my ass to "High heaven" :shrug:

Brian "____tards--Insert yer own prefix" j.

GateandGarden
11-17-2004, 10:29 AM
At first, she was scared by the image, "but now that I realize how unique it is, I wanted to share it with the world," Duyser told The Miami Herald.

She said the sandwich has never sprouted a spore of mold.Wow. It's really hard to take that seriously, wanting to share this unique grilled cheese sandwich with the world. And what's even better is that this sandwich is chosen by God and is blessed and protected so that it will never have mold. :lol:

Hillary

chiliD
11-17-2004, 11:03 AM
Yeah, when I saw it, I immediately thought it looked more like Stevie than Virgin Mary:

http://i21.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/d7/9f/32_1_b.JPGhttp://www.nicksfix.com/timespacelarge.jpg

DrummerDeanna
11-17-2004, 11:06 AM
Yeah, when I saw it, I immediately thought it looked more like Stevie than Virgin Mary:

http://i21.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/d7/9f/32_1_b.JPGhttp://www.nicksfix.com/timespacelarge.jpg

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Okay...NOW I might bid on it ;)

:lol: