Spin-off (of sorts): Crossover Stevie Songs That Never Happened

[darklinensuit]

With all this talk about a jazz album, I thought we might examine the lost crossover demos that are still stuck in Stevie's vault.

From The Lost Rap Album-
Mama Says F*** Your Blue Lamp Up

From The Lost Gospel Album -
Like A Working River Jordan

From The Lost Country Album -
I Got Shawls In Low Places

From The Lost Jazz Album -
I Say Champra, You Say Champa, Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

From The Lost Metal Album -
Come On Feel The Gossamer Wing

From The Lost Disco Album -
She Wonders Is This Real, Or Does She Just Want To Be Dancing Queen



What did I forget? :cool: ;)

- Jake

[EveryHour]

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

I'm laughing too hard to think of anything!!!!

Utterly hilarious! :D

[darklinensuit]

:laugh: :laugh:

Now the rap album I'd actually like to hear! Maybe Nas or Jay-Z should collaborate with her. Maybe if she had continued working with Dallas Austin we might have had a Stevie rap album! :eek:

Oh yeah, Dallas produced Stevie's rap song "You Be Illume". (Remember "You Be Illin' "? :lol: )

I still want to hear the Dallas Austin TISL outtakes. Are they even circulating yet? :confused:

- Jake

[amber]

:lol: :laugh:

R&B
I Will Always Love You and Follow You Down Till the Sound of My Voice Will etc.
Two-Bird-y-licious
Don't go Chasing Crystal Waterfalls?
Amber

[amber]

Walk This Way Down to Emmeline

[darklinensuit]

From The Lost Country Album -
- Smiling Islands In The Stream
- Stand By Your Highwayman
- Lady, I'm Your Knight In Shining Armor From The Mountain

From The Lost Latin Album -
- What Has La Vida Loca Ever Done For You?

From The Lost Disco Album -
- When You Build Your Brick House, Call Me Home

From The Lost Rap Album -
- Gangsta's Shangri-la

From The Lost Jazz Album -
- It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't A Great Dark Wing


- Jake

[Johnny Stew]

Then of course there's the hip-hop collaboration with Outkast on "Forest Of The Black Roses Smell Like Poo-Poo-Poo."

[Johnny Stew]

I suppose Stevie would object to saying "poo-poo-poo", saying it's dirty :laugh:

It's not really dirty, so much as it's just juvenile and inane. But then, my brother says I'm a music-elitist, so what do I know? :o :)

[Villavic]

Now I imagine Stevie wearing a multi-color afro wig, with sparkly boots!!!

...and Lindsey dancing like Travolta???

[amber]

Now I imagine Stevie wearing a multi-color afro wig, with sparkly boots!!!

...and Lindsey dancing like Travolta???
Yeah, but as i'm thinking about it it doesn't strike me as much of a stretch, especially Lindsey! BTW, wasn't it your birthday a few days ago? If so, happy belated B-day, I hope it was wonderful and all your friends remembered and you had a great time together, etc. If it wasn't, well, never mind... :xoxo:
Amber

[Johnny Stew]

It's fun.

That's what my brother tells me, too. :shrug:

I have a sense of humour, I swear I do! :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Yes!! Now that I want to see. I love Outkast.
but I suppose Stevie would object to saying "poo-poo-poo", saying it's dirty :laugh:

Nonsense. Remember the demo:
"Lindsey, don't you think Poo-Poo-Poo is a beautiful name?"
"Yes, Stevie, I thnk Poo-Poo-Poo is a beautiful name."
"Richard...We have to go to the park to record the sounds of birds poo-ing...You know, poo-ing in the trees."
:wavey:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Nonsense. Remember the demo:
"Lindsey, don't you think Poo-Poo-Poo is a beautiful name?"
"Yes, Stevie, I thnk Poo-Poo-Poo is a beautiful name."
"Richard...We have to go to the park to record the sounds of birds poo-ing...You know, poo-ing in the trees."
:wavey:

- Jake

:lol: I really had no clue what this thread was about. Thanks for the laugh!

[darklinensuit]

:lol: I really had no clue what this thread was about. Thanks for the laugh!

Since when do we pay attention to thread topics? :confused: :)

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Since when do we pay attention to thread topics? :confused: :)

- Jake

Hmm. True enough.

Carry on my thread ruining friend! ;)

[darklinensuit]

Hmm. True enough.

Carry on my thread ruining friend! ;)

Excuse me, I'm a thread enhancer.
You're a thread ruiner. That cheetah pattern is getting frayed. :lol:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

From The Lost Country Album:
- Coal Miner's Daughter Of The Moon

From the Lost Rap Album:
- Ice Ice Babaaay...Babaaay...Babaaay

From The Lost Disco Album:
- Three Disco Ducks Of Rhiannon
- More Than Just Like A Woman
- Ring My Bell Through The Night
- Affairs Of The Heart Of Glass
- When Will I See You Again To Stare At The Stairs


- Jake

[amber]

From The Lost Country Album:
- Coal Miner's Daughter Of The Moon

From the Lost Rap Album:
- Ice Ice Babaaay...Babaaay...Babaaay

From The Lost Disco Album:
- Three Disco Ducks Of Rhiannon
- More Than Just Like A Woman
- Ring My Bell Through The Night
- Affairs Of The Heart Of Glass
- When Will I See You Again To Stare At The Stairs


- Jake
:lol: :lol: :lol: wait, i'm gonna die :laugh: :laugh:
Cept, what's the real title of the last one? I didn't know it. Not the Stevie song, the other song.
Amber
Hey, you know "i love the (insert decade)" shows? You should apply for a job as one of the people who make jokes about whatever in between.
Amber "career counselor" G.

[amber]

Not Stevie but..
Bette Davis Eyes of the World

[darklinensuit]

:lol: :lol: :lol: wait, i'm gonna die :laugh: :laugh:
Cept, what's the real title of the last one? I didn't know it. Not the Stevie song, the other song.
Amber
Hey, you know "i love the (insert decade)" shows? You should apply for a job as one of the people who make jokes about whatever in between.
Amber "career counselor" G.

The song is When Will I See You Again. :lol:

Find me a job application & I'm there. :cool:

- Jake

[DrummerDeanna]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This thread was just what I need to lift me out of my city-hating funk of the day haha....too funny!!!!

[darklinensuit]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This thread was just what I need to lift me out of my city-hating funk of the day haha....too funny!!!!

Sorry you're in a funk. At least you're not having to deal with our rain, right?

- Jake