You Pig.

[darklinensuit]

I can't stand it when I can hear people chew, and I am bothered when somebody plays with a cat or dog & then handles food or utensils. Clean hands are a must.

So...How are YOUR table manners, and what are your peeves a la table?

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Well, when you take me to the boardwalk for Dipstix, I'll be sure to be REALLY loud when eating it :nod:

I can't stand when people try to chew and talk at the same time with six tons of food in their mouths. And when people slurp.

[Mad4stevie]

I hate it when people eat like a pig and then don't use a napkin to wipe all the food from their chin, mouth, beard, whatever!

Makes me nuts!

[Violet]

One of my biggest pet peeves when eating at a restaurant is when people blow their noses (loudly) at the table.

Carol

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally posted by Violet
One of my biggest pet peeves when eating at a restaurant is when people blow their noses (loudly) at the table.

Carol

I used to have a friend who blew her nose SO loudly...it was incredible...and she used to do it on purpose in resaurants just to embarrass her family....so yeah...going out to eat with them was always a treat :rolleyes: yeah...it was pretty gross...

I don't really have any big pet peeves at the dinner table etc...strange....I just never really think about it I guess...

Okay..here's one, people who answer their cell phones in the middle of a meal....like when I'm eating with them or whatever...I think it's pretty rude, unless it's a really important call or something...otherwise...just turn it off or leave it somewhere...

[Violet]

Gees, don't know how I forgot this, but people who smack their lips or make smacking noises when they're chewing...totally grosses me out. My father-in-law is real bad about this....I always try not to sit near him at family meals...I just can't stand it!

Carol

[CarneVaca]

I hate it when people scratch their asses, then pick their noses, then eat French fries with their fingers, then lick ketchup off the fingers.

[strandinthewind]

Hey - that's Freedom Fries :cool:

I CANNOT stand bad table manners. I mean close your mouth when you chew - noone want to see that :laugh:

The worst though IMO is when people throw their cell phones on the table and then actually take a call. Then they sit there and talk about NOTHING with the person who called. That is the rudest thing IMO. If someone does that to me, I usually get up and leave. I mean if I am having dinner with you, it is for your company, not to hear you talk on the phone. AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH

[cliffdweller]

Talking with your mouth full---it's a huge no-no.

Another thing I hate, (and I know this is anal), is when someone makes a huge mess on their plate! I know that's weird, but I am such a neat/clean fanatic, a messy plate bugs me. :laugh:

[Violet]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
Another thing I hate, (and I know this is anal), is when someone makes a huge mess on their plate! I know that's weird, but I am such a neat/clean fanatic, a messy plate bugs me. :laugh:

You and my husband both...
I can't stand different foods touching on my plate. Like when a sauce or juice runs into something else. Hate that. I love those paper plates with the divided sections. Nothing has to touch! And people who mix their corn and mashed potatoes together? Yuck!

Carol

[cliffdweller]

Originally posted by Violet
You and my husband both...
I can't stand different foods touching on my plate. Like when a sauce or juice runs into something else. Hate that. I love those paper plates with the divided sections. Nothing has to touch! And people who mix their corn and mashed potatoes together? Yuck!

Carol

Those compartmental plates rock. :laugh:

[gldstwmn]

I cannot drink off of anybody else's glass.

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
Hey - that's Freedom Fries :cool:

I CANNOT stand bad table manners. I mean close your mouth when you chew - noone want to see that :laugh:

The worst though IMO is when people throw their cell phones on the table and then actually take a call. Then they sit there and talk about NOTHING with the person who called. That is the rudest thing IMO. If someone does that to me, I usually get up and leave. I mean if I am having dinner with you, it is for your company, not to hear you talk on the phone. AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH

There ya go....glad someone else hates that! We've got this stupid section in our local paper called "sound off" and someone called in and said "Stop all the loud cell-phone calls in resaurants and stores, I don't want to hear your conversations..."

Someone called in today and told that person to quit eavesdropping...kind of hard not to when these people are SHOUTING into their stupid cells phones...

I wish I were courageous enough to walk out on someone when they did that...I just get really mad and fume about it lol....I'm going to take some inspiration from you though...and next time I"LL WALK OUT :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

LOL - I HATE that so much.

I mean if you are two for dinner - the non-phone occupied party just sits there with nothing to do. So, I am glad I can inpire one more person not to take it any longer :laugh: :cool:

[CarneVaca]

You know what I also hate? I hate when people talk with their mouths full and spit half the food on your face, then pick their teeth with the nail of their pinky, wipe the stuff on the front of their shirts and then belch sonorously. I hate that.

[macmar71]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
I cannot drink off of anybody else's glass.


I hate when people drink from the same glass or bottle. UGHHHH!

[Violet]

Originally posted by CarneVaca
You know what I also hate? I hate when people talk with their mouths full and spit half the food on your face, then pick their teeth with the nail of their pinky, wipe the stuff on the front of their shirts and then belch sonorously. I hate that.

Gee, such high standards! ;)

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Well, when you take me to the boardwalk for Dipstix, I'll be sure to be REALLY loud when eating it :nod:

You'll fit right in.
:rolleyes:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by Mad4stevie
I hate it when people eat like a pig and then don't use a napkin to wipe all the food from their chin, mouth, beard, whatever!

Makes me nuts!

Milk mustaches are yucky.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by Violet
One of my biggest pet peeves when eating at a restaurant is when people blow their noses (loudly) at the table.

Carol

Especially if they use the cloth napkins.:(

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by DrummerDeanna
I used to have a friend who blew her nose SO loudly...it was incredible...and she used to do it on purpose in resaurants just to embarrass her family....so yeah...going out to eat with them was always a treat :rolleyes: yeah...it was pretty gross...

I don't really have any big pet peeves at the dinner table etc...strange....I just never really think about it I guess...

Okay..here's one, people who answer their cell phones in the middle of a meal....like when I'm eating with them or whatever...I think it's pretty rude, unless it's a really important call or something...otherwise...just turn it off or leave it somewhere...

:nod:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by Violet
Gees, don't know how I forgot this, but people who smack their lips or make smacking noises when they're chewing...totally grosses me out. My father-in-law is real bad about this....I always try not to sit near him at family meals...I just can't stand it!

Carol

I agree. Who wants to hear that?

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by CarneVaca
I hate it when people scratch their asses, then pick their noses, then eat French fries with their fingers, then lick ketchup off the fingers.

What if they use the fries to scratch and pick?:laugh:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
Hey - that's Freedom Fries :cool:

I CANNOT stand bad table manners. I mean close your mouth when you chew - noone want to see that :laugh:

The worst though IMO is when people throw their cell phones on the table and then actually take a call. Then they sit there and talk about NOTHING with the person who called. That is the rudest thing IMO. If someone does that to me, I usually get up and leave. I mean if I am having dinner with you, it is for your company, not to hear you talk on the phone. AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH

I like the scene in Keeping The Faith where Ben Stiller gets tired of waiting and drops Jenna Elfman's cell phone into the mailbox.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
Another thing I hate, (and I know this is anal), is when someone makes a huge mess on their plate! [/B]

EWW! An anal mess on a plate. Warning to Cliffdweller's next dinner guests: Beware the curious after-taste.:laugh:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by Violet
You and my husband both...
I can't stand different foods touching on my plate. Like when a sauce or juice runs into something else. Hate that. I love those paper plates with the divided sections. Nothing has to touch! And people who mix their corn and mashed potatoes together? Yuck!

Carol

That seems to divide the genders. Most guys say Well, it all goes to the same place anyway.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
Those compartmental plates rock. :laugh:

Makes me think of airline meals.:distress:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
I cannot drink off of anybody else's glass.

Relax, we keep telling you our cold sores are almost completely healed.:wavey:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by DrummerDeanna
I'm going to take some inspiration from you though...and next time I"LL WALK OUT :laugh:

Me, too! Finally an issue we can all get behind! This is history!

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
LOL - I HATE that so much.

I mean if you are two for dinner - the non-phone occupied party just sits there with nothing to do. So, I am glad I can inpire one more person not to take it any longer :laugh: :cool:

Or maybe restaurants can replace the smoking sections with cell phone sections.;)

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by CarneVaca
You know what I also hate? I hate when people talk with their mouths full and spit half the food on your face, then pick their teeth with the nail of their pinky, wipe the stuff on the front of their shirts and then belch sonorously. I hate that.

What if they pick with their pinky toes and they wipe with their flabby boobs 'cause they're topless?

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by macmar71
I hate when people drink from the same glass or bottle. UGHHHH!

The idea of backwash is revolting.

- Jake

[ryan8472]

Some things I HATE at the dinner table:

- Chewing with the mouth open
- People who scrape their forks over their teeth, producing horrible sounds.
- People scratching their plates with their forks/knives.
- Farting (especially from my sister, the usual suspect)
- Sticking fingers in gross places right before the person passes you something or eats something using their hands.

- My grandfather's dentures making a poping sound when he chews :laugh:

[Violet]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
What if they pick with their pinky toes and they wipe with their flabby boobs 'cause they're topless?

- Jake

Too funny! :laugh:

[CarneVaca]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
What if they use the fries to scratch and pick?:laugh:

- Jake

It would be more efficient.

[Ali]

What really irks me is when people who are larger don't wear properly sized clothing. To put it more frankly, I don't like it when girls who aren't a size 2 try to squeeze into size 2 clothing and have rolls of fat hanging outside the sides of their jeans. Or they wear tiny tank tops and their bellies are hanging all out.

The other thing is girls in low-rise jeans with their thongs hanging out. There were girls in my high school who would lean over a cafeteria table at lunch time and I could literally see 2/3 of their ass. Frankly, it was disgusting.

[cliffdweller]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
I cannot drink off of anybody else's glass.

Yeah, and especially if it's milk. Sharing dairy products is gross. :laugh:

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
You'll fit right in.
:rolleyes:

- Jake

Unlike you, Mr. Perfection, who has NO bad table manners nor bad qualities :rolleyes: :laugh:

[cliffdweller]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
EWW! An anal mess on a plate. Warning to Cliffdweller's next dinner guests: Beware the curious after-taste.:laugh:

- Jake

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Nice wordplay Jake.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by Ali
What really irks me is when people who are larger don't wear properly sized clothing. To put it more frankly, I don't like it when girls who aren't a size 2 try to squeeze into size 2 clothing and have rolls of fat hanging outside the sides of their jeans. Or they wear tiny tank tops and their bellies are hanging all out.

The other thing is girls in low-rise jeans with their thongs hanging out. There were girls in my high school who would lean over a cafeteria table at lunch time and I could literally see 2/3 of their ass. Frankly, it was disgusting.

I guess these people are sitting at the table? :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
I guess these people are sitting at the table? :laugh:

Now don't be snippy just because of her thong comment.:laugh: :wavey:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Unlike you, Mr. Perfection, who has NO bad table manners nor bad qualities :rolleyes: :laugh:

There ARE no tables at Dipstix. Duh.:rolleyes: :cool:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Nice wordplay Jake.

Thanks, and let me add that to avoid future messes, remember that porcelain plates are not to be confused with the porcelain god.;)

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
Yeah, and especially if it's milk. Sharing dairy products is gross. :laugh:

Milk is gross anyway.:(

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by Ali

The other thing is girls in low-rise jeans with their thongs hanging out. There were girls in my high school who would lean over a cafeteria table at lunch time and I could literally see 2/3 of their ass. Frankly, it was disgusting.

Ahh, yes, memories of Rump Roast Wednesdays on the cafeteria menu.:)

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by ryan8472
- People who scrape their forks over their teeth, producing horrible sounds.


Eleven years ago my then girlfriend used to hit the back of her front teeth with the spoon when she ate yogurt. I can still hear that sound and it still bugs me.

- Jake

[cliffdweller]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Eleven years ago my then girlfriend used to hit the back of her front teeth with the spoon when she ate yogurt. I can still hear that sound and it still bugs me.

- Jake

Exactly! I hate it when people bite the fork or scrape it against their teeth when they take a bite. God!! Talking about all the minutia we hate makes us all sound like a bunch of disgruntled a-holes !!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: It's quite hilarious.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Now don't be snippy just because of her thong comment.:laugh: :wavey:

- Jake

: picks thong out of her ass, holds dog for a moment, puts dogs down, grabs ice out of the freezer, puts ice in glass, fills glass with water, hands glass of water to you:

shuddup. :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
makes us all sound like a bunch of disgruntled a-holes

Wow, this is a theme with you today, isn't it. Do we need to hide the plates?:laugh:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
: picks thong out of her ass, holds dog for a moment, puts dogs down, grabs ice out of the freezer, puts ice in glass, fills glass with water, hands glass of water to you:

...Dumps water on you...;)

- Jake

[cliffdweller]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Wow, this is a theme with you today, isn't it. Do we need to hide the plates?:laugh:

- Jake

Dammit! Foiled again!! I knew you'd get back at me for that "tool" comment the other day. :laugh:

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
There ARE no tables at Dipstix. Duh.:rolleyes: :cool:

- Jake

Well, i've yet to go to this place so I wouldn't know that. :nod:

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
...Dumps water on you...;)

- Jake
....fills up another glass....dumps it right back ;)

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
Dammit! Foiled again!! I knew you'd get back at me for that "tool" comment the other day. :laugh:

Lady, I haven't BEGUN to start with you for that.:cool:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Well, i've yet to go to this place so I wouldn't know that. :nod:

Did you fail to meet the dress code?
It's a boardwalk stand.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
....fills up another glass....dumps it right back ;)

I guess I should be impressed you figured out how to hold the glass right-side-up. You're catching up to the chimpanzee. :nod:

- Jake

[cliffdweller]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Lady, I haven't BEGUN to start with you for that.:cool:

- Jake

I like how you picked the sunglasses icon to emphasize your point. Who are you now, T2?

:laugh:

Now I'm really scared.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
I like how you picked the sunglasses icon to emphasize your point. Who are you now, T2?

:laugh:

Now I'm really scared.


Sweetie, you have NO idea. He THINKS he's the Jakeinator. When I say he wears sunglasses on the top of his head at night? He does.

Don't be scared. He's all talk. :nod:

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Did you fail to meet the dress code?
It's a boardwalk stand.

- Jake

No, but perhaps you did

"I wear my suuuuuunglasses at night.....so i can, so i caaaaan" :laugh:

[cliffdweller]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Sweetie, you have NO idea. He THINKS he's the Jakeinator. When I say he wears sunglasses on the top of his head at night? He does.

Don't be scared. He's all talk. :nod:

"Jakeinator".....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Sorry Jake, but you have to admit it's pretty funny. And remember, we're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you!

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I guess I should be impressed you figured out how to hold the glass right-side-up. You're catching up to the chimpanzee. :nod:

- Jake

Now, now...don't be upset because i've surpassed you :wavey:

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
we're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you!

Psh...speak for yourself...



;)

[greatdarkwing]

I can not share a drink with anyone, because of what happened to me....Get ready, this is pretty gross...:nod:

My family and I went to Disney World, and we had just finished lunch...I ran out of soda, so i go to take a sip of my brother's (who was 7 at the time), and I got more chicken fingers in my mouth than I did soda!!!!!:eek: :distress: (insert vomiting smiley)........Lets just say, I steer clear of everything he touches, lol

~Alex

[strandinthewind]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
....fills up another glass....dumps it right back ;)

and then he beings to dwindle and smoke all the while screming "I'm melting I melting" :cool:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Now, now...don't be upset because i've surpassed you :wavey:

Only in the hairy back department, I'm sure.:)

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
and then he beings to dwindle and smoke all the while screming "I'm melting I melting" :cool:

Couldn't you have chosen a reference to a movie I like?

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Only in the hairy back department, I'm sure.:)

- Jake

Sorry, Sasquatch...you win :wavey:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Sorry, Sasquatch...you win :wavey:

I beg your pardon, Yetti.
I know the motto up by you's. Don'tr shave it if you can braid or frost it.:wavey:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I beg your pardon, Yetti.
I know the motto up by you's. Don'tr shave it if you can braid or frost it.:wavey:

- Jake

You are SO wrong :laugh:

And, might I add, you forget where I work. Why shave when you can wax? More importantly, wax for free. SOOO...if I HAD back hair...which I don't...it would be gone :nod: :laugh: Jackass...

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
You are SO wrong :laugh:

And, might I add, you forget where I work. Why shave when you can wax? More importantly, wax for free. SOOO...if I HAD back hair...which I don't...it would be gone :nod: :laugh: Jackass...

I'm picturing Mr. Miyagi and Ralph Macchio following you around as they work on your back.
Wax on. Wax off.
Slow process.:wavey:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I'm picturing Mr. Miyagi and Ralph Macchio following you around as they work on your back.
Wax on. Wax off.
Slow process.:wavey:

- Jake

:distress:

Someone ought to wax the tongue out of your mouth :wavey:

[darklinensuit]

As long as I can type, no prob.:wavey:

- Jake

[wondergirl9847]

...really need to get a room already.

:lol:

LMAO!!!

[strandinthewind]

Now Now - hair is a sensitive topic with Jake :cool:

[strandinthewind]

Who loves ya Jake!!!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:wavey: :wavey: :wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
Who loves ya Jake!!!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:wavey: :wavey: :wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

Stevie.:nod:
She just doesn't know it yet.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by wondergirl9847
...really need to get a room already.

:lol:

LMAO!!!

Find me one where the floor is papered at her end and the walls are padded at my end, 'cause I'd go nuts!
She picks on me for no reason.:distress:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
Now Now - hair is a sensitive topic with Jake :cool:

It must be because he's started to bald.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
It must be because he's started to bald.

Nope.
And you're just jealous because you wish your back would.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Find me one where the floor is papered at her end and the walls are padded at my end, 'cause I'd go nuts!
She picks on me for no reason.:distress:

- Jake

Why papered? Am I ****ting bricks because i'm stuck in there with you? ;)

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Nope.
And you're just jealous because you wish your back would.

- Jake

My hairy back. Yea. Totally.

Sure. Fine. Whatever. :rolleyes:

[cliffdweller]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Sorry, Sasquatch...you win :wavey:

Ahem,....I think we all know that Lindsey is the sasquatch as reported in a thread on his forum... :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Why papered? Am I ****ting bricks because i'm stuck in there with you? ;)

If you are, it's 'cause you've got bricks for brains & that's the end you crap out of.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
If you are, it's 'cause you've got bricks for brains & that's the end you crap out of.

- Jake

Well, i'd rather have bricks for brains than **** for brains :wavey:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Well, i'd rather have bricks for brains than **** for brains :wavey:

Those are your options?:confused: :wavey:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Those are your options?:confused: :wavey:

- Jake

No, **** for brains, they're not :wavey: :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
No, **** for brains, they're not :wavey: :laugh:

Not to panic. Maybe you can find some fifth grader to tutor you so your options open up. A crap is a terrible thing to waste.:wavey:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Not to panic. Maybe you can find some fifth grader to tutor you so your options open up. A crap is a terrible thing to waste.:wavey:

- Jake

Will this be a child that you've taught? We're trying to increase my intelligence, not decrease. :wavey:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Will this be a child that you've taught? We're trying to increase my intelligence, not decrease. :wavey:

We're not concerned that your intelligence can decrease.:distress:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
We're not concerned that your intelligence can decrease.:distress:

- Jake

Chances are if I keep talking to you it will :nod:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Chances are if I keep talking to you it will :nod:

Oh, good, you've noticed you're comments are getting dumber the more your bug me. Lesson learned.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Oh, good, you've noticed you're comments are getting dumber the more your bug me. Lesson learned.

- Jake

I bug you? Ha! Surely you jest. :distress:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
I bug you? Ha! Surely you jest. :distress:

I do not. And don't call me Shoiley.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I do not. And don't call me Shoiley.

- Jake

I could call you worse. Oh wait, i'm sure I probably have :nod: