Laughably BAD Movies!

[dissention]

We did a thread awhile back about bad movies, but which ones are soooooo bad that they make you laugh? I've seen more than I can count:

Yentl- All those involved should be tortured!! Except for Amy Irving, I love her.

Exit To Eden- Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd in bondage gear...ick.

The Night Porter- Anyone remember this sick flick with Charlotte Rampling? Not only is it incredibly disturbing, but it's so badly made that you believe the actors SHOULD have gotten at least $20 mill to star in it.

Lipstick- Margaux Hemingway in high heels and a cocktail dress, armed with a shotgun and chasing her rapist/photographer and succeeding in blowing his bains out. Now that's what I call good fun!

American Beauty- I LOVE the movie, but the scene with the plastic bag blowing in the wind is just so bad that it's funny.

Add yours!

[strandinthewind]

"Sliver" - Stone and Blawin at their worst and that is saying a mouthful :laugh:

"The Price of Tides" and "The Mirror has Two Faces" are classic Babs at her best worst. I mean "The Price of Tides" might as well have been called "Its All About B.S. - Can't You Tell by the Number of Close Ups?" and "The Mirror has Two Faces" should have been called "Barbara has Two Wardrobes." As we say in the South- "Bless her heart" - she's just a little self absorbed.

:laugh:

[dissention]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
"The Price of Tides" and "The Mirror has Two Faces" are classic Babs at her best worst. I mean "The Price of Tides" might as well have been called "Its All About B.S. - Can't You Tell by the Number of Close Ups?" and "The Mirror has Two Faces" should have been called "Barbara has Two Wardrobes." As we say in the South- "Bless her heart" - she's just a little self absorbed.

Those flicks are nothing compared to "Nuts." Instead of screaming all her lines, she should've just screamed "I'm Jewish, gimme another goddam Oscar!" throughout the flick.

But, I must admit, I do like "The Prince of Tides." :laugh: Did you notice, though, her ass was huge in that one? :laugh:

[Rob67]

Originally posted by dissention
American Beauty- I LOVE the movie, but the scene with the plastic bag blowing in the wind is just so bad that it's funny.


LOL...One of my all time favorite movies. But I have to agree about that scene. If a guy really did that a girl would look at him as some sort of psycho.

Everything else with Spacey is absolutely classic.

"Uh, oh! Mom's mad!!"

If we are talking unintentionally bad movies then I have to say recently...Windtalkers. This is one of the worst films I have ever scene from one of the worst (IMHO) filmmakers ever, John Woo.

Intentionally bad...Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Rob:cool:

[strandinthewind]

Originally posted by dissention
Those flicks are nothing compared to "Nuts." Instead of screaming all her lines, she should've just screamed "I'm Jewish, gimme another goddam Oscar!" throughout the flick.

But, I must admit, I do like "The Prince of Tides." :laugh: Did you notice, though, her ass was huge in that one? :laugh:

Well, she really wasn't acting in "Nuts" :cool: a la W. Rider in "Girl Interrupted" :laugh:

Yes, she had a big caboose in POT. I like the movie and LOVE the book. I just think other people should have been in the movie and perhaps less than 90 close ups of Babs would have been better. But, everyone's a critic . . . :laugh:

[dissention]

Originally posted by Rob67
If we are talking unintentionally bad movies then I have to say recently...Windtalkers. This is one of the worst films I have ever scene from one of the worst (IMHO) filmmakers ever, John Woo.

Yeah, that was unbearable; I didn't even finish it. :(

Let's add these to the list:

The Usual Suspects- I despise this movie. It's so self-indulgent and pretentious that I get the dry heaves. Really mediocre stuff.

Pearl Harbor- Can we say "el stinko"? I trot it out every once in awhile just to get a good hearty laugh.

The Pianist- Sorry, it left me cold and with a bad aftertaste. "Pink Flamingos" left a better taste in my mouth than this drivel. :nod: :laugh: But I adore John Waters. ;)

[dissention]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
Yes, she had a big caboose in POT. I like the movie and LOVE the book. I just think other people should have been in the movie and perhaps less than 90 close ups of Babs would have been better. But, everyone's a critic . . . :laugh:

Big is an understatement; I mistook it for the Logan runway at first.

Yeah, the book was fantabulous; really good stuff. I think I'm going to trot it out tonight and read it again. :D

Also, I am convinced that Babs is on a mission to let everyone know with those close-ups that, once and for all, after much speculation and debate, she *is* a Jewish woman. :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
[B"The Price of Tides" and "The Mirror has Two Faces" are classic Babs at her best worst. I mean "The Price of Tides" might as well have been called "Its All About B.S. - Can't You Tell by the Number of Close Ups?" and "The Mirror has Two Faces" should have been called "Barbara has Two Wardrobes." As we say in the South- "Bless her heart" - she's just a little self absorbed.

:laugh: [/B]

awww...I LOVE The Mirror has Two Faces lol....but it goes to show you, one man's laughably bad movie is another um gal's favorite movie lol..I am rambling...anyway...my boyfriend may agree with you on that, since I forced him to watch it...heheh...

[xdreamsunwindx]

Left Behind sucked SOOO badly. I HATED that flick, but some of the scenes were so freaking stupid that they were humourous. The over-acting was hillarious.

[golden braid]

I probably could think of alot but right now From Dusk Til Dawn comes to mind. It's a bad movie but I really enjoyed it.

[macmar71]

The one I saw years ago with Billy Burnette called Saturday Night Special! Talk about laughable and corny!:laugh: :nod:

[sparky]

The Worst Best of all - Valley Of The Dolls !

Re : Babs....My friends have tried to get me to watch "The Mirror Has Two Chins", as they call it, for ages. Alas, I can hardly stand looking at her, let alone seeing her in another movie. Even to laugh at.

[dissention]

Originally posted by sparky
The Worst Best of all - Valley Of The Dolls !

That movie *rocks.* "NEEEEEEEELY O'HAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAA!!!"

Ever read the book? "His dingle blew in the wind..." LMAO! Jacqueline Susann was so awesome.

If you like that one, try "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls." Ebert wrote the screenplay and it is mondo bizarre. :nod: But Russ Meyer directed, so...:laugh:

[laurie816]

Speaking of Babs....."The Main Event" anyone???

Or are you all too young to remember:confused:

[strandinthewind]

Originally posted by laurie816
Speaking of Babs....."The Main Event" anyone???

Or are you all too young to remember:confused:

I saw it in the theatre!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :nod: :nod: :nod:

[strandinthewind]

Originally posted by dissention
That movie *rocks.* "NEEEEEEEELY O'HAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAA!!!"

My fav. is Susan Haward in the ladies' room with the folowing exchange:

"They drummed you out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. But Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope -- now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me!"

Then the famous wig snatching scene
:eek: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :cool:

[Carolina Girl]

Dr. T and the Women -- We seriously considered walking out. Others in the theatre did walk out. The cast was full of big stars, but it was a BAD movie.

[cliffdweller]

Showgirls! What a godawful movie! It made me laugh though..

[dissention]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
My fav. is Susan Haward in the ladies' room with the folowing exchange:

"They drummed you out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. But Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope -- now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me!"

Then the famous wig snatching scene
:eek: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :cool:

I loved the emphasis on man in that line. Neely couldn't get anything but gays. :laugh:

And who could *ever* forget the musical number "I'll Plant My Own Tree." :eek: :laugh:

"and I'll make it...GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

[dissention]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
Showgirls! What a godawful movie! It made me laugh though..

"I'm a dancer!"

or...

"Puppy Chow, ooh, I love Puppy Chow."

:laugh: :laugh:

[seeker007nmss]

Here's an obscure one. "Night of the Lepus" It was a so bad its funny. iTS an old B-movie about Giant bunnies that attack a town! The premise was (if I remember right) Atomic testing makes wild rabbits into giant killer bunnies! (It is the movie showing on the TV in the first Matrix movie when he goes to see the oricle. look for the rabbits on the telly) They used pet store bunnies and a model of a town. Godzilla meets bugs!

[dissention]

Originally posted by seeker007nmss
Here's an obscure one. "Night of the Leupens" It was a so bad its funny. iTS an old B-movie about Giant bunnies that attack a town! The premise was (if I remember right) Atomic testing makes wild rabbits into giant killer bunnies! (It is the movie showing on the TV in the first Matrix movie when he goes to see the oricle. look for the rabbits on the telly) They used pet store bunnies and a model of a town. Godzilla meets bugs!

Reminds me of Ed Wood. :nod:

Ever seen his flick "Glen or Glenda?" Truly horrific to sit through because it's so awful.

[wondergirl9847]

ANY movie heckled on Mystery Science Theater 3000 is laughably bad....and thats....eh...the whole point....of the show. LOL

[strandinthewind]

Originally posted by seeker007nmss
Here's an obscure one. "Night of the Lepus" It was a so bad its funny. iTS an old B-movie about Giant bunnies that attack a town! The premise was (if I remember right) Atomic testing makes wild rabbits into giant killer bunnies! (It is the movie showing on the TV in the first Matrix movie when he goes to see the oricle. look for the rabbits on the telly) They used pet store bunnies and a model of a town. Godzilla meets bugs! I am pretty sure I saw this in my youth!!!!! Just horrible - a little like "Food of the Gods" with the giant wasps and rats!

[strandinthewind]

And then there is 1990's "The Bone Yard" with Phyllis Diller and her mutant poodle!!!!

http://www.brandsonsale.com/boneyarddvd.html

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/TheBoneYard-1031715/preview.php

[dissention]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
And then there is 1990's "The Bone Yard" with Phyllis Diller and her mutant poodle!!!!

I. Own. That.

:eek:

[strandinthewind]

Originally posted by dissention
I. Own. That.

:eek:

I knew there was a reason we were friends!!!!! :cool:

[dissention]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
I knew there was a reason we were friends!!!!! :cool:

:laugh: :wavey:

[sparky]

Originally posted by dissention
Ever read the book? "His dingle blew in the wind..." LMAO! Jacqueline Susann was so awesome.


Haven't read the book, but it is now on my reading list. And I'll have to rent "Beyond..." That sounds like a hoot.

Phyllis Diller and a mutant poodle ? WOW. That has got to be a treat.

Another favorite of mine is "Desperate Living". There are so many funny lines in that. My best friend and I quote it all the time. When things are going very badly, one will look at the other and say "Won't you do something ?" Invariably, the other will reply with "Don't you know you're not supposed to look in a ladies' HANDBAG ? "

Damn. What a riot.

[strandinthewind]

What about "Sordid Lives." The Tammy Wynette number by "Brother Boy" in the asylum is just classic. Go here for details

http://www.shop-fast-easy-dvd.com/video-item_id-B0000A14T7-search_type-AsinSearch-locale-us.html

[dissention]

Originally posted by sparky
Another favorite of mine is "Desperate Living". There are so many funny lines in that. My best friend and I quote it all the time. When things are going very badly, one will look at the other and say "Won't you do something ?" Invariably, the other will reply with "Don't you know you're not supposed to look in a ladies' HANDBAG ? "

Desperate Living is one of my all time favorites!!!!!!!!!!!!

"And I ain't your maid anymore, BITCH, I'm your sista in crime!"

"Ain't no white man lookin' at my Tampax!!"

"Now I won't have any organs! It'll be like having a Barbie doll crotch!"

"Go home to your mother! Doesn't she ever want you? Tell her this isn't some communist daycare center! Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother I hate you!"

"Zip that gaping hole of a mouth up, Peggy, before I plug it up with my fist."

"I'd like to stick my whole head in your mouth and let you suck out my eyeballs!"

I HIGHLY recommend this flick to anyone who hasn't seen it, it's *fantastic.* John Waters is a god! :nod:

[dissention]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
What about "Sordid Lives." The Tammy Wynette number by "Brother Boy" in the asylum is just classic. Go here for details

http://www.shop-fast-easy-dvd.com/video-item_id-B0000A14T7-search_type-AsinSearch-locale-us.html

The one where the grandma tripped over her lovers wooden legs and died?!

:laugh:

Funny flick.

[dissention]

I have another for the list: Titanic.

It's filled with such saccharine emotion and laughable elements that I can't bear to watch. It hurts my eyes.

[greatdarkwing]

The only movie I EVER walked out on....

How to Deal --with Mandy Moore

Seriously, the WORST movie ever! Whenever the movie got boring they decided to spice it up by having someone die....when poeple have to fall over dead for a movie to be interesting, you know you are reaching too far!

BTW, Mandy Moore's acting skills are about as interesting as my grandma's left ass cheek!

~Alex

[littlelies7]

I thought Armageddon was a bad movie. It's so silly and stupid.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by greatdarkwing
BTW, Mandy Moore's acting skills are about as interesting as my grandma's left ass cheek!

~Alex

You lost me. Post a pic.:wavey:

- Jake

[greatdarkwing]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
You lost me. Post a pic.:wavey:

- Jake

LOL!

[Livia]

Valley of the Dolls is on Oxygen tonight.

:wavey:

[Merf]

Originally posted by greatdarkwing
The only movie I EVER walked out on....

How to Deal --with Mandy Moore

Seriously, the WORST movie ever! Whenever the movie got boring they decided to spice it up by having someone die....when poeple have to fall over dead for a movie to be interesting, you know you are reaching too far!


You wanna know what really pissed me off about that movie?

My creative writing teacher in college, Sarah Dessen, (I was a creative writing minor) wrote the two books that the movie was based on (That Summer and Someone Like You). The damn producers/screenwriters BUTCHERED her two stories and spliced them together to take two completely separate books and meld them into one- it made no sense. I felt badly for Sarah because her books deserved better treatment than that. "Dreamland" and "This Lullaby" her two most recent books are really awesome.

[Merf]

Worst movies?

TITANIC (I totally agree with you, Dissention. And I am quite a Dicaprio fan)

and

FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY. As much as I enjoy their singing, I had to turn it off. Horrible. Absolutely horrible.

[sparky]

Originally posted by dissention
Desperate Living is one of my all time favorites!!!!!!!!!!!!

"And I ain't your maid anymore, BITCH, I'm your sista in crime!"

"Ain't no white man lookin' at my Tampax!!"

"Now I won't have any organs! It'll be like having a Barbie doll crotch!"

"Go home to your mother! Doesn't she ever want you? Tell her this isn't some communist daycare center! Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother I hate you!"

"Zip that gaping hole of a mouth up, Peggy, before I plug it up with my fist."

"I'd like to stick my whole head in your mouth and let you suck out my eyeballs!"

I HIGHLY recommend this flick to anyone who hasn't seen it, it's *fantastic.* John Waters is a god! :nod:

OMG. As if I needed any more proof, Dissention, that you KICK ASS !

I have never heard of anyone knowing these lines. Thanks for the laughs. I have to go rent this pronto, as I do not have a copy of my own.

[wondergirl9847]

Originally posted by Merf
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY. As much as I enjoy their singing, I had to turn it off. Horrible. Absolutely horrible.

I just got this in the mail on DVD....the extended version with the two songs "Brighter Star" and "From Me to You" on it. :) I love the movie, YES, it's stupid, ridiculous, idiotic and dumb, but I love Justin, so I watch it for him. :nod:

WHY did they not release a soundtrack, the songs are fun and they sound amazing?! :(

[dissention]

Originally posted by sparky
OMG. As if I needed any more proof, Dissention, that you KICK ASS !

I have never heard of anyone knowing these lines. Thanks for the laughs. I have to go rent this pronto, as I do not have a copy of my own.

So, do you!! You have great taste, my friend! :nod: :D I love Muffy's flashback scene with the dog food: "EAT IT!!!" LMAO!!!

It was just released on DVD, along with a bunch of other John Waters flicks. It is in a two-pack with, I believe, Polyester (another hysterical one!).

[sparky]

Now I know what to get with the Best Buy credit I got when I returned some Christmas stuff. I only hope Best Buy stocks this classic ! Thanks for the info !

[dissention]

Originally posted by sparky
Now I know what to get with the Best Buy credit I got when I returned some Christmas stuff. I only hope Best Buy stocks this classic ! Thanks for the info !

You're very welcome! :D Enjoy!

[golden braid]

The Scary Movie movies. They are so bad yet I laugh my ass off the whole time.

[darklinensuit]

Ghost Story
Great actors, terrible script & direction.

AUDREY ROOOOOSE!!!!!
Don't get me started. "Hooooot! Hot! Hot!"

Mahogany
The clothes, the false eyelashes, Diana screaming at Billy Dee Williams "You a LOSER! Ha ha HA HA!!!"

Xanadu
The only thing lamer than someone saying "Let's just be friends" is someone saying Gee, we can't go out because "I'm a Muse."

That movie where Demi tries to make Michael Douglas sleep with her. The cheesy music when he runs to expose her to the world.


- Jake

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
That movie where Demi tries to make Michael Douglas sleep with her. The cheesy music when he runs to expose her to the world.

Demi exposes herself on her own. :nod: I actually like that flick, though.

However, Demi couldn't act her way out of a paper bag; she's truly awful. And she picks bad movies; just look at her resume:

-Striptease (Fantastic book, TERRIBLE movie!!!)
-GI Jane (Even Anne Bancroft couldn't save it)
-Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (Why not just pose in a music video?)
-The Scarlett Letter (Masturbation with candles, Gary Oldman nude, and a happy ending. Watch only if you're a masochist.)

The only decent movies she's ever made were A Few Good Men and Mortal Thoughts; the rest sucked. :nod:

[sparky]

Originally posted by dissention
The only decent movies she's ever made were A Few Good Men and Mortal Thoughts; the rest sucked. :nod:

I didn't retch during Ghost. I liked Whoopi in it.

Ugh, Semi Moore. Or Gimme Moore, as she is known here in La-La Land. I think her acting peaked when she was on General Hospital.

[sparky]

This isn't worth a new thread, but has anyone seen Girl With A Pearl Earring ? I have a screener of it and am not sure I want to be bothered. I wasted last Saturday night watching The Cooler. That was 105 minutes of my life I will never get back. P.U. Thank God I didn't have to leave my house for it. That was the only good thing about it.

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by sparky
I didn't retch during Ghost. I liked Whoopi in it.

Ugh, Semi Moore. Or Gimme Moore, as she is known here in La-La Land. I think her acting peaked when she was on General Hospital.

How about the boy? Er, I mean boyfriend. I actually like Ghost. It was all downhill after that, though.

[dissention]

Originally posted by sparky
I didn't retch during Ghost. I liked Whoopi in it.

Ugh, Semi Moore. Or Gimme Moore, as she is known here in La-La Land. I think her acting peaked when she was on General Hospital.

Oh, I love Ghost, one of my favorites actually.

"I KNOW YOU DON'T THINK I'M GONNA GIVE THIS CHECK TO A BUNCH OF NUNS!!! THEY CAN'T EVEN BUY UNDERWEAR!!!"

:laugh:

Whoopi rawks. :nod:

[sparky]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
How about the boy?

Wasn't it Patrick Swayze ? He was kind of hot back then for about three movies. Of course, he's an alcohol casualty now. Looks a friggin mess. He was pretty hot there for awhile though.

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by sparky
Wasn't it Patrick Swayze ? He was kind of hot back then for about three movies. Of course, he's an alcohol casualty now. Looks a friggin mess. He was pretty hot there for awhile though.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I meant Ashton Kutcher.

[dissention]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
How about the boy?

She certainly pulled a Soon-Yi on us all, didn't she?

It'll be embarassing when, at their wedding, he's reserved a seat at the children's table by the planner.

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by dissention
She certainly pulled a Soon-Yi on us all, didn't she?

It'll be embarassing when, at their wedding, he's reserved a seat at the children's table by the planner.

LMAO. At least she wasn't married to Ashton's father for a while.

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by sparky
This isn't worth a new thread, but has anyone seen Girl With A Pearl Earring ? I have a screener of it and am not sure I want to be bothered. I wasted last Saturday night watching The Cooler. That was 105 minutes of my life I will never get back. P.U. Thank God I didn't have to leave my house for it. That was the only good thing about it.

I thought The Cooler was supposed to be good? Isn't it Alec Baldwin's comeback vehicle?

[dissention]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
LMAO. At least she wasn't married to Ashton's father for a while.

Who knows what she did. She seems like a kinky gal, IMO.

Can't wait for their video to show up online. Demi, Ashton, and an arsenal of Bruce Willis 8x10 glossies...in color. :nod:

[dissention]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
I thought The Cooler was supposed to be good? Isn't it Alec Baldwin's comeback vehicle?

Can he even fit in a vehicle? The only thing he can fill right now is Barney's purple suit, and even that's iffy.

He's huge! :laugh:

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by dissention
Who knows what she did. She seems like a kinky gal, IMO.

Can't wait for their video to show up online. Demi, Ashton, and an arsenal of Bruce Willis 8x10 glossies...in color. :nod:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dissention]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I'm on fire tonight, babe. :nod: :laugh:

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by dissention
I'm on fire tonight, babe. :nod: :laugh:


Yes you are!:nod:

[dissention]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
Yes you are!:nod:

Post something else so I can get in another wise-ass remark.

:laugh: :laugh:

:wavey:

[sparky]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I meant Ashton Kutcher.

I am humiliated !

What is up with that Ashton Kutcher anyway ? He looks like a woman. So soft and feline. Blech. I mean, that's fine on a woman, but a guy ? Sparky don't play that.

[gldstwmn]

Okay. We're forgetting the cheesiest Demi movie of them all. I can't remember the name of it but it's the one with Woody Harrelson as her husband and Robert Redford gives him a million dollars just to sleep with her and Sade is playing throughout the whole movie. Did we goof on this one yet?

[sparky]

Originally posted by dissention
She certainly pulled a Soon-Yi on us all, didn't she?



Hysterical ! My incredibly politically incorrect name for Soon Yi has always been Wrong Young Nook.

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by sparky
I am humiliated !

What is up with that Ashton Kutcher anyway ? He looks like a woman. So soft and feline. Blech. I mean, that's fine on a woman, but a guy ? Sparky don't play that.

I don't like his teeth.

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by sparky
Hysterical ! My incredibly politically incorrect name for Soon Yi has always been Wrong Young Nook.

LMAO!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[sparky]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
I thought The Cooler was supposed to be good? Isn't it Alec Baldwin's comeback vehicle?

It sucked. I like Wm H Macy, but the script was LAME, the acting so-so, and the characters weak and slimy. Macy had a strong character, but the surrounding people were pretty bad. Plus, there was some senseless violent crap that was just plain stupid.
Alec was okay, but breaking someone's legs with a crowbar does not a comeback make. Plus, he looked puffy and haggard in all his closeups.

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
Okay. We're forgetting the cheesiest Demi movie of them all. I can't remember the name of it but it's the one with Woody Harrelson as her husband and Robert Redford gives him a million dollars just to sleep with her and Sade is playing throughout the whole movie. Did we goof on this one yet?


Ugh..Indecent Proposal....suck fest!!

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by sparky
It sucked. I like Wm H Macy, but the script was LAME, the acting so-so, and the characters weak and slimy. Macy had a strong character, but the surrounding people were pretty bad. Plus, there was some senseless violent crap that was just plain stupid.
Alec was okay, but breaking someone's legs with a crowbar does not a comeback make. Plus, he looked puffy and haggard in all his closeups.

Thank you. I will skip this one.

[sparky]

Originally posted by dissention
Can he even fit in a vehicle? The only thing he can fill right now is Barney's purple suit, and even that's iffy.

He's huge! :laugh:

You know, even though I diss his performance in The Cooler, and he is pretty darned "stocky" these days...I must say something good about him. I worked with him last September and he was a total professional. Completely prepared, kind to everyone, and fun to work with. So, that's something anyway.

[dissention]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
Okay. We're forgetting the cheesiest Demi movie of them all. I can't remember the name of it but it's the one with Woody Harrelson as her husband and Robert Redford gives him a million dollars just to sleep with her and Sade is playing throughout the whole movie. Did we goof on this one yet?

I wouldn't pay twenty bucks, personally.

Anyways, that was a horrific movie! I can understand it comeing from Woody and Demi, but Redford?! Ugh.

[sparky]

Okay, I know this is a "laughably bad" thread, but I have to say I saw another movie which was supposed to be great. And it wasn't.
Mystic River...God, I thought it would never end ! And by the time it did end, and they resolved the plot points, I didn't care. I just wondered who the hell all those people were. Very unbelievable, except for flashes of genius from Marcia Gay Harden and Laura Linney. I missed the first 15 minutes of Sex In The City for that damned movie. So not worth it. There was more humanity and genuine emotion in 11 minutes of Sex In The City than the two plus hours of that overwrought, draggy assed heap. Ugh. To think I had looked forward to it. I only once again am thankful I didn't have to pay for it. Laugh is on them, I suppose.

[dissention]

Some more stinkbombs...I can't believe I forgot these ones:

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! (I'm speechless...)
Howard the Duck (egads)
Anything with Eddie Murphy after 1988
The Bonfire of the Vanities ( :laugh: )
Dick Tracy (It's got Madonna, what can I say?)

[estranged4life]

just about any movie that was showed on MST3K...LOL!!!

I also say any movie with a Baldwin (Excluding "The Hunt For Red October" & "Beetlejuice") in it sucked as does any movie with Whoopi (Excluding "The Color Purple")

Brian "Most under appreciated GREAT movie-"Johnny Got His Gun" by Dalton Trumbo" j.

[nightbird28]

Worst movie in my opinion that i have seen have been:

Kung Pow which hurt my brain to watch. Moo Foo Fasha was the funniest thing out of it. Once you finish the movie you will need granteed 2 asprins and a bottle of something.

:laugh:

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Originally posted by nightbird28
Worst movie in my opinion that i have seen have been:

Kung Pow which hurt my brain to watch. Moo Foo Fasha was the funniest thing out of it. Once you finish the movie you will need granteed 2 asprins and a bottle of something.

:laugh:

They had it playing in the video store when it first came out and I felt compelled to call the manager out and tell her that it was such a bad movie it was offensive. :laugh:

[sodascouts]

Recently, I saw "Stuck on You." It was the worst movie I'd seen in a LOOOOOONG time. Who blackmailed Greg Kinnear and Matt Damon to get them to play in this wretched movie? It was excruciating. If I hadn't gone with a friend, I would've walked out on it.

P.S. I don't know how they did it, but they managed to make Greg Kinnear look like Jeff Daniels in "Dumb and Dumber." Hmm - there's another movie that should make this list!